Jesus and Moses are standing around talking about old times.

[Beelzebud]

Moses says to Jesus: "Remember back when you used to make water into wine? Let's do that again for old times sake!"

So Jesus makes some water into wine.

Moses says to jesus: "Remember back when you used to heal the sick? Do that again for old times sake, Jesus!"

So Jesus heals a sick child

Moses says to Jesus: "Remember back when you used to walk on water? Do that again for old times sake!"

Jesus takes a few steps out in the water, and slowly sinks down to the floor of the sea.

Jesus says: "Gosh I'm not quite sure what happened there! I must be out of practice at that one!"

To which Moses replies: "You're not out of practice, Jesus, it's from those holes in your feet!"

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I'll be here all week, folks. :D

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1. The food here stinks. And such small portions.

[merh]

2. Why doesn't Jesus eat M&Ms

:shrug:





























Cause they keep falling through the holes in his hands!







:hide: :hi:

[Beelzebud]

3. LOL Here is an oldie but a goodie:

Jesus walk into an inn.

he hands the guy 3 nails and says: "Can you put me up for the night?"

[merh]

4. LOL

:rofl: It's been a long time since I heard that one!

[Random_Australian]

5. The Atheist and Agnostic Forum has had these plus more already (link)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=263x16985