I am gonna end up killing myself one of these days....klutzy, klutzy me...

[Sannum]

I was walking from the small dressing room off of my bedroom and bathroom, and there was a cashmere sweater on the floor that I didn't pick up. I was running for the phone, and of course, I tripped on the sweater and literally flew into the living room onto an ottoman, which then slid into the wall. I hit my noggin and my entire body is in hurting :(.

I am such a bumble ass. I am amazed that I have never broken anything. I am just covered in bruises from various incidents. One time at work, I was wearing heels and a knee length skirt, I was sitting in a strange way and my heel got caught in the hem. I fell into the wall of another cubicle causing a chain reaction and the other cubicle to fall...eek :D

[Random_Australian]

1. I beat you! Spilled some Sodium Hydroxide on myself!

nyah nyah na-yah na!

[REP]

2. Amateur

I have:

severed the artery in one thumb with tin snips (7 stitches)

nearly severed the other thumb in a fan (needed mucho surgery)

dropped knives point-down into my feet more times than I can remember

been sent to the ER for stitches by a 3-lb, 3 month old kitten (not feral)

cut my cornea on watch stems and book pages


My aunt was the same; she did things like fall off a piano and drop an iron, point down, on her foot.

[Sannum]

3. Ah....the iron is familiar

When I was 6, I wanted to iron my Barbie clothes. It fell on my hand leaving a scar that I still have all of these years later. Come to think of it, I have fallen off of a piano as well.

I am lucky to have gotten by with just bumps and bruises.

And to you I say....Ouch :o

[WillParkinson]

4. Yeah, but...

We all know you're clumsy.