You know, guys and gals, maybe people just aren't attracted to YOU

[DS1]

:eyes:

[Deja Q]

1. And I need reminding of this, because...

:shrug:

[DS1]

3. I'm trying to prevent this lounge theme going down its typical quarterly

path and end up with

How come as an amputee furrie, I can't meet any bi-polar Klingons?

[Misunderestimator]

17. Quarterly?

I want whatever drugs you're taking... you have such a rosy outlook lately. :)

[GOPisEvil]

2. Why? I'm boring,nerdy and smart, women should fall head over heels for me.

:shrug:

Edit - forgot boring...

[djeseru]

10. We try.

:hi:

[GOPisEvil]

12. The smart ones do anyway.

;)

:hi::hug:

[djeseru]

13. So true.

Although, infatuation makes you do stupid things. :D

:hug:

[GOPisEvil]

14. Sometimes the stupid things work out though.

You just never know. :D

[Midlodemocrat]

18. I already have.....

*swoon*

[GOPisEvil]

37. Aw you...

:blush:

[Zomby Woof]

33. But David...

You smell. x(

[GOPisEvil]

38. It's always something!

x(

[SOteric]

40. Well, also you're an asshole

from the famous (or infamous) asshole triadquadad. Though, technically, that should work in your favour.

[NewJeffCT]

41. I'm boring & nerdy and fairly smart

and, while my teens and most of my 20s were mostly big zeroes when it came to dating (come to think of it, I didn't even have a date until I was almost 21!) , I've done a bang up job in my 30s. My ex-wife was attractive and smart, and my 2nd wife is gorgeous and very intelligent. And, between wives I dated like a rock star.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

4. Ain't that the truth.

:(

[LaurenG]

5. There is always hope

Is this your column? :rofl:



http://www.bostonphoenix.com/archive/lovemonkey/97/archive_97.html

[stellanoir]

15. Hey believe or or not

I've known this guy for ages. He is a laugh riot and I used to be on the radio with him eons ago.

Here's a more current link. . .

http://www.providencephoenix.com/archive/monkey/current_monkey.html

[LaurenG]

16. I thought his old stuff was hilarious

too. :hi:

[In_The_Wind]

6. Ah come on now, there is someone for everybody.

Honey Hunting is so much fun.

[merh]

8. LOL, the hunting is fun

But capturing and taming (or being tamed) is so much more fun. ;)

:hi:

[In_The_Wind]

11. How true that is.

The mating dance can be sweet. As long as it's not overwhelming. Some of those wonderfully shy honeys out there miss out by thinking no one wants them. I like to fluff em up a bit, everyone has at least one really good trait to build on.



:hi::loveya:

[merh]

20. Most definitely!

Every jack has a jill and carrying that pale of water is not jack's only talent.

:)

[In_The_Wind]

23. Sometimes it just takes the right person to develop the talents.

Parents would do a better job of raising their children if they would instill a sense of self worth. Then we would be happy with who we are instead of emulating what we think we want to be.



BTW :evilgrin: I wouldn't mind teaching jack a few new tricks if he's interested.

[Wapsie B]

22. And that's one* thing I love about you.

Seeing the good qualities in others. I'll take your word for it about the dance being sweet. Attraction is either there or it's not. It can't be faked or put in a bottle of cologne. I think people of both sexes get caught up in the frustration of not meeting "THE ONE" that they forget sometimes to just live and enjoy themselves. That's what I'm really trying to do now.







*one of many

[In_The_Wind]

26. Kudos ~ bushwentawol! That Is The Best Way To Be Happy.

Every day is a gift to be appreciated just as it is. There is something good in everything and everyone. It is an enlightened person who can learn to find joy where they are. :loveya:

[Wapsie B]

28. Thank you Joanie.

I'm slowly learning that. You can't focus on seeing others who have some S.O. in their lives. You'll miss the rest of the picture. For every person alone there's at least another person looking for them, probably more. But you won't find them until you find yourself first.
Take it from the King of frustration. I'm learning.

:pals: :loveya:

[no name no slogan]

42. That's a baldfaced lie. I have no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

Well, maybe one. I just hope she doesn't find out what an arsehole I am :yoiks:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

29. hello

:hi:

how are you?

[In_The_Wind]

31. Hey there lionesspriyanka.

I actually doing very well at the moment. I've decided to go back to school for a short time. MissHoneychurch will be flying in for most of September so I won't be giving up my freedom until late January. :)

How have you been my newest US citizen friend?

[no name no slogan]

7. That's hot

[BikeWriter]

9. Damn, who's that?

[Wapsie B]

24. That's Paris.

I know this puts me in the minority here but I think she's hot. Just something about those eyes......

[BikeWriter]

25. She's got a nice body, for sure.

[Wapsie B]

30. There's way more beautiful women out there

but I love the way she expresses herself, porn videos notwithstanding.

[Deja Q]

19. A walking silicone, colored contact lens, collogen, and bleach ad?

And who's hissing and popping over her anyway? Though I could make a few guesses... :D

[no name no slogan]

21. Not me

I like my women with less preservatives than Twinkies (or Peeps) :rofl:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

27. maybe you, but not me...

[BikeWriter]

34. Mmm, I've seen some pictures of you. You're a Doll.

:thumbsup:

[Elidor]

32. *smacks forehead*

Damn. NOW it all makes sense!

[Left Is Write]

35. True enough.

I've spent a lot of time in my life being invisible.

[BikeWriter]

36. BZZZ! Not! You'd stand out in any crowd, Lady.

[Maddy McCall]

39. ...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4993774&mesg_id=5001523

Yep. :thumbsup: