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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-08-06 09:44 AM
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Think of "impossible" categories for the Yellow Pages. For example,
Toilet Water Tasting Service
Republican Spelling Tutors
Telemarketers Who Take "No" For An Answer
Straight Male Hairdressers
Rental Pizza
Scientologist Psychiatrists
Post Offices without 20-minute Lines
and so on...
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-08-06 09:46 AM
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1. Christian Pornographers?
:shrug:
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-08-06 09:49 AM
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3. Wasn't there a news item recently that said they were invested in porn?
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-08-06 11:59 AM
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5. That's actually fairly common.
You could make a long list, starting with the Marriott family.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-08-06 09:46 AM
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2. Rear-view mirror obfuscators
instruction complicators ( the IRS bought them out )

cell-phone signal dampeners
food blandering
vacuum reversers
stunt-cocks for nerds
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Momgonepostal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-08-06 11:57 AM
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4. FReeper Institutes of higher learning
Bush Family Morality Centers
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-08-06 12:04 PM
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6. drive-thru proctologist
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-08-06 12:04 PM
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7. Artist for hire. (nt)
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-08-06 12:07 PM
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8. Existentialist available to liven up _your_ dinner parties!
Edited on Sat Apr-08-06 12:09 PM by Heidi
Have black beret and Gauloises cigarettes. Will travel. Spontaneous, snarky observations about your guests, no extra charge.

Correction: I misspelled "cigarettes" and Call Me Wesley informed me that mods cannot misspell words. :eyes:
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