Dam funny letters about a Beaver Dam

[A HERETIC I AM]

<snip>It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental Quality
that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above referenced
parcel of property. You have been certified as the legal landowner
and/or contractor who did the following unauthorized activity:

Construction and maintenance of two wood debris dams across the outlet
stream of Spring Pond. A permit must be issued prior to the start of
this type of activity. A review of the Department's files shows that no
permits have been issued.


(Response snip)
A couple of beavers are in the (State unauthorized)
process of constructing and maintaining two wood "debris" dams across
the outlet stream of my Spring Pond. While I did not pay for, authorize,
nor supervise their dam project, I think they would be highly offended
that you call their skillful use of natures building materials "debris."
I would like to challenge your department to attempt to emulate their
dam project any time and/or any place you choose. I believe I can safely
state there is no way you could ever match their dam skills, their dam
resourcefulness, their dam ingenuity, their dam persistence, their dam
determination and/or their dam work ethic. As to your request, I do not
think the beavers are aware that they must first fill out a dam permit
prior to the start of this type of dam activity.

Pretty funny. Read the whole thing at:

http://www.craigx.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=21&sid=03b381deb762eaa776a98fa7090009df

[i kiss first]

1. That dam joke

was so dam funny!

[A HERETIC I AM]

2. Welcome to DU!!

Now get back to work

[hfojvt]

3. is this about the one in

Wisconsin?