Karl Rove and the Gospel of Judas

[Orrin_73]

This is hilarious

"Karl, I have to confess that I've only read the New Testament a couple of times."

"Don't worry about it. That's a couple times more than Rick Santorum's read it by his own admission. The religious right happily still votes for him."



"Why were the Romans in the Middle East, by the way?"

"WMD."

"Excuse me?"

"They believed that Jesus's followers had Weapons of Man's Destruction."

"Wasn't it just a few prophecies and a couple of parables?"

"Judas was the one who convinced the Romans that Jesus's followers had WMD. He gets Jesus crucified. Christianity spreads."

"I'm confused. What does the WMD thing have to do with any of this?"

"Does it matter? Nero blamed the Christians for Rome burning. It worked for him. WMD worked then, it works now. If you read Revelations, it's clear that Christians were talking about acquiring WMD.....Look, do you want this job or not?"


Karl Rove and the Gospel of Judas