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China_cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-09-06 12:10 PM
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Fun.
http://www.thedeathpsychic.com

Prediction for me:

While sleeping, you're tied to your bed by your husband and peeled to death using a vegetable peeler.

For Dubya:
The Death Psychic does not get involved in matters of politics.

For Cheney:
You are beaten to death by a group of thugs in a dark alley.
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China_cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-09-06 12:10 PM
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1. One more
Laura Bush:
You are beaten to death by a disgruntled store clerk with a gallon of milk.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-09-06 12:16 PM
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2. Not fun.
Edited on Sun Apr-09-06 12:17 PM by HypnoToad
The diminutive of my first name:
While working late one night, the janitor mistakes you for an intruder and beats you to death with a ridiculously large ring of keys.
Glad I don't work in a piano store...
:hide:


My full first name:
Depressed with life in general, you blow your brains out with a shotgun.
:wow:


I then added my surname:
A large icicle falls from above your head, impaling you.
Well, I can think of better things to be impaled by... but at least I've got until January in Alaska as global warming kinda makes this particular demise improbable...
:yoiks:

I then used my full, legal, birth certificated name:
While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.

If somebody likes my favorite body parts, he need not take them by force...
:hide:
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