Allow me to introduce myself. I'm stupid.

[EstimatedProphet]

So, the neighbor brought down a covered dish of meatballs for us today. After we put the leftovers in the fridge, I went to wash the dish. I put the stopper in the sink and filled it up with hot water and soap, washed it out, no problem.

So, I'm done with the dish, and can't figure out why the water isn't draining away-I figured it was the garbage disposal, since often it clogs easily and needs to be flipped on to start draining again. I flip it on, no effect. Finally I reach into the water, and find the plug that I PUT THERE TO HOLD THE WATER INN THE SINK.

I need a break.

[undeterred]

1. Thats not as stupid as

thinking Cyrillic is a language, for example.

Well, maybe its equally stupid. :shrug:

[EstimatedProphet]

2. Actually, I think I have you beat on this one

I don't think it's stupid to not know Cyrillic is an alphabet. Maybe you haven't come across it. Maybe you didn't study Russian.

However, I was the one who put the plug in the sink!

[skygazer]

3. Welcome to the club

I've been known to walk around the house for an hour looking for my pipe and lighter, only to discover that they're clutched firmly in my right hand. :dunce:

And I usually find them because I begin to wonder, "why is my right hand sore?" :banghead:

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. And what do you put in this pipe of yours?

:evilgrin: :silly: :P

[EstimatedProphet]

10. LOL!

[sendero]

4. As long as other people .

.... vote Republican, you can hold your head high. You're not that damn stupid :)

[EstimatedProphet]

12. Well, no. I'm not! Thanks for reminding me of that...

[Orangepeel]

5. at least you didn't post a West Wing spoiler in the thread title

:D

[EstimatedProphet]

13. I have posted other ones in the past though.

[undeterred]

7. At least you didn't put your hand in the disposal and then turn it on

I have a great fear of doing that, since I can't walk and chew gum at the same time. :freak:

[EstimatedProphet]

11. Oh, I know. That one scares me too

I can't even do it, knowing that I am nowhere near the switch. It drives me crazy.

[leftofthedial]

8. okay

but if it's a pee break, don't forget to open your fly.

[EstimatedProphet]

14. That would be bad

[southlandshari]

9. I want you to know I never told anyone your real name, stupid.

:P


Just kidding. I've been there, darlin'.

:hug:

[EstimatedProphet]

15. LOL! Got me!