If Dean and Clark was drowning

[A-Schwarzenegger]

and you could only save one of them, who
would you save? And then, if whoever it is
you picked and your dog or your kitty was
drowning and you could only save one of them,
who would you save, Dean or Clark or your
dog or your kitty?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. LOL

The easiest one I could save without risking my own life.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

16. Dean would be easiest to save because

he blinks so much it would be like a little
paddlewheel.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

17. You OWE me a new keyboard!!!

and a cup of coffee!

[dorktv]

2. Dean in both cases. But I would try mightily to save both.

I have mice so Dean would be easier then trying to save twenty itty bitty things.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

20. I could see your mice

scuryying up on top of whoever you saved.

[xultar]

3. My Chihuahua...& Clark

[Mass_Liberal]

8. I hate chihuhuas

nasty little rat dogs. Not to worry, natural selection will eventually eliminate them.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

22. When you hate something

it is because there is a little bit of it
inside of you that you don't know how to make
friends with.

[Jerseycoa]

4. Well

Since I believe Dean has roughly the same chance of saving my country as my dog or my kitty, it would have to be Clark.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

23. You either underestimate or overestimate your dog or your kitty.

[drfemoe]

5. save Dean

and then he would rescue WC and the kitty.

[Field Of Dreams]

6. Clark swims a mile every day.

Doubt he would ever be in a position where he was drowning.

And I don't have any pets right now.

Sorry to be such a piss ant!

:spank:

[mot78]

7. Clark...and Dean if he promises to open his records

;)

[wryter2000]

9. Dean

My snakes can swim.

[THUNDER HANDS]

10. I'd save Kerry

because I'm pretty sure he's the one who pushed Dean and Clark overboard. :D

[A-Schwarzenegger]

24. Maybe they just went for a walk

on the water.

[Cat M.]

11. Clark Wouldn't Need to be Saved

He used to be a champion swimmer and he continues to swim everyday. Clark would be more likely be rescuing the portly out-of-shape Dean than in need of anyone to rescue him.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

25. Dean might float better so

Dean rises to the top.

[arwalden]

12. I'm Not Sure.

I do not
know who
I would
want to
save. It
is an
interesting
question
but I
think it
would be
hard to
decide.

By the way
you don't
have to press
return so much.
The text you
type will
word-wrap when
you reach the
end of the
line.

-- Allen

[A-Schwarzenegger]

27. I got it from Shakespeare.

It makes every post
read just like a pome.

[Kamika]

13. Is the water warm?

I just hate cold water

[A-Schwarzenegger]

28. Yes, I also perfer the water to be nice

when I am saving somebody from drownding.

[PROGRESSIVE1]

14. Both of them of course.

.

[slinkerwink]

15. Dean's a doctor----he can do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation

;-)

[DS1]

18. Dean, better to have a doctor by your side when doing CPR?

I dunno, first one I got to would be the real answer.

[gyopsy]

19. Clark

He's done so much for our country overseas and in the millitary. He's been a true public servant and he deserves to be rewarded.

[mndemocrat_29]

21. Clark's a really good swimmer (as is my dog)

So I guess I'm going to go save Dean!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

Can Dean swim? Isn't Vermont an island or something?

[buddhamama]

26. don't have a dog or kitty

gotta go with Dean because i'm assuming General Clark could do a better job saving himself then i could.

(like your sig Ahnuld.one of my favorite books/authors)

[VOX]

29. Okay, Clark swims, I save Dean. As an MD, Dean treats Clark and me for..

hypothermia or whatever. My cats can swim, and Clark and I can swim, so we both take care of keeping Dean afloat.

*Everyone*, cats included, survives!

[cally]

33. Love it

I like your scenario

[AlFrankenFan]

30. lol

I'd save Dean and I don't have a doggie or kitty :(

[nuxvomica]

31. The world has plenty of generals so for the greater good...

if Dean and Clark were both drowning, I'd save Dean but I'd make him promise to return to doctoring and throw his support to Gephardt. However, between Dean and my cat, I'd save my cat cuz he depends on me. I can't violate that trust.

[KFC]

32. Dean has so much fat on his neck

that it is a natural life preserver. Dude will float.

[eileen_d]

34. When Dean and Clark fell into the river

did they make a sound?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

39. Dean and Clark went up the hill ...

...never mind

[salin]

35. Dark Clean....

Who has time to choose? In my best superwoman impression - I take a harness and swim with it - to latch the two together - and save them both! Now when it turns out that Rove fell in after pushing Dean and Clark in the water... I might just be too exhausted after the big 'save' to go back and try to save a third person...

[A-Schwarzenegger]

38. Karl will be all right because the Undead can't drown.

[SheilaT]

36. Ummm, you've used the

subjunctive. It's "If Dean and Clark WERE drowning".

Anyway, I'm not a qualified lifesaver, so I probably couldn't save either one. If it were a matter of throwing a life ring, I'd toss it to Dean first.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

37. Never mind because they all would of had been drowned all ready

while you was worrying about my grammer.

[Ellen Forradalom]

40. I'd call over enough people to save them all.

We can't do without any of them, not Dean nor Clark nor dog nor kitty.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

41. I was only pretending.

None of them was really drowning.