What would you think of a guy who sent you these pics

[crispini]

as a response to an online ad?

(warning some nudity, especially if you click on "Clouds 2004")
http://homepage.mac.com/rjmotivated/PhotoAlbum1.html

[Deja Q]

1. Is he vying for the much-coveted role of Tarzan?

Thanks for pointing out "Clouds 2004". :wow: :9

Whoops, TMI... :blush: :9

[RevCheesehead]

2. ROFLMAO!

Oh, Crispi - you sure know how to attract them, don't ya? :rofl:

[redwitch]

5. OK I'm crying now( with laughter)

Nekkid man in tree. Ooh baby! I'd date him in a heart beat! (NOT)!

[crispini]

7. "RJ's Signature Body Love Massage" is what really got me.

I saw that one and I thought, "Is this guy a gigolo?" :rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

3. I think he has a real relationship with that tree on the Clouds 2004 set.

I'll get back to you in a few minutes after I see all the rest of his pictures. :hi:

[redwitch]

95. Are you callin' our man RJ a tree hugger?

hee hee

[marzipanni]

106. I don't dare to look at the photos (I'm at the library)...

so googled "tree love"- this is nice...

The Tree of Love
The tree of love its roots hath spread
Deep in my heart, and rears its head;
Rich are its fruits: they joy dispense;
Transport the heart, and ravish sense.
In love's sweet swoon to thee I cleave,
Bless'd source of love . . . ,
- St. Francis of Asissi, Into Love's Furnace I am Cast.

[LeftyMom]

4. To be perfectly honest

I have no desire to show my nekkidness to strangers, so I'd not have much interest in a guy who is so perfectly willing to do so. I can't imagine there'd be a great deal of commonality.

If he was absolutely ideal in every other way I'd give it a shot, but it's not a very likely thing.

[RevCheesehead]

6. You know, Crispi -

you'd better check and be sure it ain't Botany - or Bleever, for that matter! :rofl:

[crispini]

9. ROFL!

Now, we know our dear Botany's an O8) but I wouldn't put it past Bleever! :evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

15. or Wetzelbill!

He's been awfully quiet lately! :evilgrin:

[crispini]

17. BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Check your PM. ;)

[RevCheesehead]

24. Done, and replied.

Do it! :bounce: Do it! :bounce: Do it! :bounce: Do it! :bounce: Do it! :bounce:

[Wetzelbill]

41. You called?

:)

[crispini]

47. So is your other name "RJ" ?

:evilgrin:

[Wetzelbill]

49. hahaha

well, no it's not. But it would be worth the joke if it was. :)

[redwitch]

105. Who are Botany and Bleever?

I meant to ask yesterday but I couldn't stop looking at the pictures! I t will be so difficult to tell my husband I am leaving him for RJ!

[LynzM]

8. I would say that he is very self-confident

And probably pretty damn unique...

[crispini]

11. You win "understatement of the year award."

:rofl:

[LynzM]

27. Why thanks, Crispini

I try hard, for that one! :rofl:

[gkhouston]

107. Gawd, I hope there's not more than one of him!

:rofl:

[redwitch]

14. and the life of mom's party

He has definitely got a Tarzan thing going on- swinging from the balcony. One has to wonder if he is a tad odd. I'm still crying, thanks for posting these pictures, I needed a good laugh!

[crispini]

18. Aren't those awesome?

[GOPisEvil]

10. My, my, aren't we in love with ourselves?

[crispini]

21. Hee. hee. hee.

I'm really curious -- all these pics of him -- who's the photographer, hey? ;)

[Sugar Smack]

67. .

:hi: :thumbsup: :loveya: :tinfoilhat:

Good question!

[gkhouston]

75. boyfriend, I'm thinking. n/t

[amitten]

79. Yeah...the man is gay. No question. n/t

[SofaKingLiberal]

12. It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.

[redwitch]

22. Stop, stop I hurt from laughing

this post sent me over the edge!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

13. is he an actor?

[greatauntoftriplets]

16. That he is all wet and...

can't spell Delaware?

What a creep.

[Catchawave]

19. Is he a Democrat ?

And YES I clicked on the Clouds :rofl:

[redwitch]

20. OMG! Vegas Spa!

This guy is a professional, no doubt about it. He does not "date" for free.

[crispini]

23. Wait, what page is that on?

I missed that one.

Edited to add. I found it, and OMG FABIO! :rofl:

[redwitch]

25. That's right It's FABIO!

:rofl:

[redwitch]

26. In the miscellaneous thread he has really big

PUMPKINS!

:rofl:

I have to stop now, hurting too much. Must calm down. Take deep breaths, can't :rofl:

[crispini]

28. LOL - the first one with the camera! ROFL!

[AussieDave]

29. Has anybody introduced this guy to Jeff Gannon ??

I think they'd make a lovely pair.

And of course I clicked on "Clouds 2004" - but I expected to see fluffy white bits........:blush:

[redwitch]

30. SOME NUDITY?

Check out NYC December 2005. Oh my!

[ContraBass Black]

31. I look pretty damned good naked.

But I'm not giving pictures of it to a stranger.

[redwitch]

34. Aw come on

You can pose with the bass strategically placed. Perfect for our upcoming Men of DU calendar! :rofl: We have to make RJ an honorary member!

[ContraBass Black]

36. I'm a vocal contrabass.

[redwitch]

40. oops! That won't help in this situation!

:rofl:

[crispini]

38. Bwah!

Oh, we should SO DO THAT!! :rofl:

[XemaSab]

32. I would think he was either really vain or gay

n/t

[crispini]

42. Exactly.

[merh]

33. OMG

I can't stop laughing!

:rofl: :rofl:

I'm particularily fond of the hand stands! :crazy:

[redwitch]

37. OK, I'm becoming hysterical now.

Can barely see to type, I am actually crying with laughter. I need to go to sleep, but I'll have to calm down first!

[crispini]

39. Have you seen Philly Jan 05?

With the nutsack? :rofl:

[redwitch]

46. the piece de resistance?

oh yeah! crispini I owe you for this thread! Made my night. I have to get some sleep (really). We may have to discuss him some more tomorrow! Sleep well- if you can stop laughing!

[crispini]

48. Nighty night!

:hi:

[merh]

44. I am having trouble breathing I'm laughing so hard.

:rofl: :rofl:

[Omphaloskepsis]

35. On a side note...

I'm looking to sell a MacBook Pro and G5 iMac.

I need to distance myself from this dude..

[crispini]

43. ROFL!

[redwitch]

45. I need to distance myself from this thread!

RJ fascinates me! snort

[electron_blue]

60. O M G

So much of this guy reminds me of my ex

But, criminy, what great pics of the Superstitions.

[Schema Thing]

50. You're gonna save a shitload of money on clothes!

:D



Methinks he took Keb Mo a wee bit too seriously.

[crispini]

51. .

RJ's webpage:
http://www.hometown.aol.com/RJMotivated/

Reviews of massages:
http://www.hometown.aol.com/rjmotivated/massageindex.html

....

Date Review Submitted: 02/15/04
Massage Performed In: Philadelphia, PA
I have had many massages over the years but none was ever like the massage I received from RJ. It almost defies description. RJ seems to combine massage with a sensual and erotic dance. The feeling is unlike anything I've ever experienced before. He is well built and caring, periodically checking with me to make sure I was enjoying myself. He uses his entire body in the process and you can feel that he keeps his body well toned. I highly recommend RJ's Body Love massage to everyone. Even if you are not a big fan of massages, you have to try this. It's more than a massage, it is the ultimate body experience!!!! I plan to have many more.

....
Review Written September 17, 2003 Royersford
What an experience!! What a body!! What a massage!! A beautiful hard athletic/wrestler/gymnast body-Greek God-which RJ uses to envelope your body in an unbelievable way. I've never experienced a massage where the whole body has been used to stimulate and relax. It was amazing and more than satisfying to have his godlike hard body gliding and twisting over mine. Unfortunately the experience had to end and with it the realization that no massage will ever compare to a massage from RJ.

ooooooooooooooooooooooookay......

[Sugar Smack]

74. "his godlike hard body gliding and twisting over mine"

OMG! :rofl:

[gkhouston]

78. Hey!

it took RJ fifteen whole minutes to compose that sentence!

[Whoa_Nelly]

52. OMFG! Too Funny!

Wonder if he knows the word (or can pronounce?? :rofl: ) the word

NARCISSISTIC!

Stay away from this one, dear crispini! Scary! :scared:

[jukes]

53. LOSER!

1. needs to lay off the "juice".
2. needs to find a girlfriend oher than himself
3. is NOT going to score w/ those fotos.

[derby378]

54. It could be worse, crispini...

Visualize a naked John Basedow.

:evilgrin:

[crispini]

58. Do I want to know who that is?

:scared:

[derby378]

71. He's the "Six-Pack Abs" guy in all those commercials on TV

His stomach and ribs just look alien to me. Eep.

:spray:

[southlandshari]

55. There is another side to this...

I've looked at this thread several times and held off from posting, because I know I'll sound like a total party pooper. So I'm asking forgiveness in advance, but I really want to say something here.

The pictures are pretty funny. They'd be funnier to me if they were posted on a public website, not someone's personal homepage. This feels a little...I don't know...mean-spirited, I guess, to me. If this guy sent a link to his personal photos to an individual in response to a personal ad online, my guess is that he didn't expect them to be posted on a public message board and ridiculed by dozens of people he doesn't know.

I know, I know, anything uploaded online isn't truly private. And anyone who shares photos like these with someone they don't know well (or at all) has to understand the risk that the recipient won't be discreet with them.

It still makes me uncomfortable. I wouldn't want to be on the other side of this joke.

Sorry again for being such an old lady about this.

:(

[crispini]

56. They're linked from his public website too.

;)

[southlandshari]

61. Gotcha. I was only reacting to the context of the thread.

I'm sorry if I was out of line.

:pals:

[crispini]

64. No, I get it.

For example, I'm not gonna post the email. ;)

But I mean jeez, you send a total stranger ... on the first email ... naked pictures of yourself... and not just a dick pic or two, but a veritable cornucopia of skin shots -- well --

Seriously, I'm pretty sure based on the content of his website (look up a few posts for link) that this guy is a "professional" ... and, hey, it's free publicity, innit? Bless him, a working boy's gotta eat. :evilgrin:

[southlandshari]

72. ROFL!

Ok, now I'm laughing, too.

I couldn't help my initial reaction - I had a good friend who had pictures he sent to one person who indicated they wouldn't mind seeing them passed around and ridiculed by others. He didn't deserve it. Sore spot with me.

I understand the difference in the two situations. Carry on!

;)

[ForrestGump]

65. You weren't out of line

Except the line labeled....no, I'm not gonna say it. :D

[southlandshari]

68. You are awfully nice tonight, Gump....

You just want me to send you nekkid pics of me in a tree, don't you?

:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

70. Is this a rhetorical question?

:D




Let me be subtle in response:


Hell, yeah!

[ForrestGump]

57. Good point, old lady

He may be a narcissist or perhaps a wannabe male model, but he could just have easily taken all these photos for some girlfriend or boyfriend, or both. Regardless, I agree with you-- it's just some naked dude (well, often naked, anyway) so (a) who cares and (b) what did he ever do to us? I mean, he's not like that Peter Pan dude who, as a result of his Web site's content, would pretty much have to expect some people to think him a tad askew, to say the very least.

Didn't Brokeback Mountain teach you libruls not to laugh at gay cowboys? Or Tarzan?

If it was naked pictures of Karl Rove up a tree, obviously, things would be different. And the Lounge would undoubtedly be awash in vomit...

[southlandshari]

62. Thanks, old man.

I'm impressed, Gump. No :eyes: at all in this post. Just :hug: material and, as always, :rofl:!

;)

[BikeWriter]

66. You're not being an "old lady", just more considerate...

than some of us. This guy does send out mass mailings, though. I've seen his site before.

[southlandshari]

73. Awww....but wait, I've got a question!

You've seen his site before?

Um....


:yoiks:








































:D

[BikeWriter]

76. Yes, I have, and I have no ties to that sort of sites...

As far as I know he sends the url out randomly. Now that I think of it, it would have to be available to children, too. ;-(

[BikeWriter]

59. This dude is out of phase with this world.

[deek]

63. Does he have a personal photo entourage or what? eom

.

[BikeWriter]

69. He must have some financial support or something.

I've been spammed by him before. I think he takes himself seriously.

[Robeson]

77. He's deeply and profoundly in love with himself.....

...was my first thought.

[Skittles]

80. HE NEEDS A SOLID ASS-KICKING

yes INDEED

[BikeWriter]

81. THAT WOULD CURE HIM OF WHATEVER...

HIS PROBLEM IS! :rofl:

[derby378]

82. Can I sell tickets to the aforementioned ass-kicking?

We could have amusement rides, carnival games, kettle corn and cotton candy, and face-painting for the kids...

And under the big top - Skittles delivers an ass-kicking!

:spank: :rofl:

[redwitch]

89. Skittles: "Fixing the World

One Ass Kicking at a Time" :loveya:

[Skittles]

91. I put a lot of effort into it, rw

boy HOWDY :hi:

[redwitch]

93. And it always lifts my spirits honey!

Howdy to you! :hi:

[miss_american_pie]

83. I think

we need to know what your ad said. :evilgrin:

[redwitch]

88. hmmm. that is a very good point miss pie

}(

[gkhouston]

109. c'mon Crispy, cough it up

or should we write an ad for you? :evilgrin:

[Deep13]

84. Not a couch potato and reasonably clean (what with all the water).

He's no poet, though.

Seems a bit egocentric, but it is an advertisement, after all.

[Triana]

85. I'd think he was a pretentious meathead (n/t)

[fleabert]

86. ewwwwwww!

run away! cree-eeeee-peeeeeee!

seriously- the look on that guys face is beyond creepy. I am a little freaked out myself.

[Redstone]

87. Christ, is that guy egotistical enough? I'd avoid him.

Redstone

[Kat45]

90. Check out NYC Dec 05

You'll see him taking a shower. OMG! If this guy isn't gay....

[Saphire]

97. the shower cap???????? LOLOLOL

[redwitch]

104. I like the tealights between his fingers

but the shower cap is tres chic too!

[no name no slogan]

92. Looks like he Photoshopped his weener

and not where he put his logo over it either.

He really really likes himself. I mean REALLY REALLY likes himself. He'd be much happier dating a mirror than you, IMHO. Stay away.

[redwitch]

94. thanks alot! day two and I am hysterical again!

and it was YOUR POST that did it! :rofl:

[TrogL]

96. He needs to get out in the sun more

If you insist upon having tanlines, at least use Speedos.

[arwalden]

98. Nice Bod... But... Still... Back Away Slowly.

It would appear that his ego is so large that there's not enough room left over for anyone ELSE in his life, except HIMSELF.

Keep looking... ELSEWHERE!

But still... nice body. He's do-able though.

[LostinVA]

99. Are these for real? I mean, a guy really sent you these???

[crispini]

100. Yes, and thank you.

I am now laughing so hard I'm fixin' to split my paints. :rofl:

[LostinVA]

102. OMG.... what a.... I have no words....

[trof]

101. What IS this hairstyle? Modified Mullet?

[veganred]

103. regretfully I looked

:rofl:

[Radio_Lady]

108. He obviously likes to travel and likes water. What's his sign?

Is he an Aquarius?