You may be asking- what am *I* doing this afternoon?

[underpants]

Me? Well since I haven't really had a physical since I joined the Army in 1990



*SNAP*

:yoiks::scared::yoiks:

Yep the full Monty. The whole kit and kaboodle. This afternoon

MOOOOOOOOOOOON river



Pray for me.

[XNASA]

1. Did you at least hire a professional?

You can't be too careful, you know.

[matcom]

2. i'm doing it for him

:D

cheap bastard

[XNASA]

4. It doesn't get any cheaper than that.

Unless you're paying him. ;)

[underpants]

6. MAke sure they are "experienced"

And see if they recently switched fields of expertise


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0930041drdallas1.html

[underpants]

5. Well the guy ACTED like he knew what he was doing when I talked to him

and he takes Blue Cross or at least he said he would

:shrug:

[LostinVA]

3. Have you been practicing your coughing?

[Arugula Latte]

7. May I call you Ben Dover?

;-)

Enjoy! I hear Matcom is gentle ... unless he's in a bad mood.

[Midlodemocrat]

8. Or drunk.

[Arugula Latte]

13. Well there's that.

Also, he has that nasty reaction to latex, and let's just say that the gloves may make him a bit, well, irritible.

[commander bunnypants]

9. Hey

at least yiou know about hippa now

CB

[marzipanni]

10. Dr. Seymour Heine

will see you now...
Here's a little paper gown.
He'll probe and tap, prod, and squeeze
I hope he finds you free of disease!

[underpants]

11. It's OVER! CANCELLED!!!

Due to illness within the family I had to cancel my appointment. Rescheduled for next month.

*SNAP*

[marzipanni]

12. Aw, c'mon u.p....

you're supposed to promise yourself a special treat afterwards. Start thinking of what you might like.

[matcom]

15. SHIT!!

no i have a whole 3 HOURS free with no patient! x(

:P

[riona]

14. it's just one of those situations

when it's hard to be dignified.
:wow: