Public Access TV Channel Accidentally Airs Hard-Core Porn Movie

[matcom]

<snip>

CINCINNATI -- Don and Terri Newbauer's daughter, Nicole, was flipping through the television channels on Saturday looking for Channel 26 in Cincinnati.

Instead, she found hardcore pornography on Adelphia Cable's public access Channel 2, which generally airs videotapes provided by individuals or community groups.

"And she says, 'You have to see Channel 2.' We turn it on and it's like -- whoa!" said Don Newbauer. "It was disgusting. It was the hardest-core stuff I've ever seen."

Newbauer said he immediately called Adelphia and asked the phone representative, "What kind of smut are you guys putting on Channel 2?"

Newbauer said the cable company's representative blamed the problem on local programming that Adelphia does not control.

http://www.wftv.com/news/8595870/detail.html

[mikeytherat]

1. "It's the hardest-core stuff I've ever seen."

Good job, Don! Now everyone knows you watch hard-core porn!

Bet your co-workers will have a field day with that (good thing I don't work with you!).

mikey_the_rat

[LynneSin]

4. So as someone cluess about porn - what defines "Hardest Core Stuff"

:shrug:

as oppose to the "Pretty Lameass stuff"

[mikeytherat]

6. Ask Mr. Newbauer; apparently, he knows all about this stuff!

Actually, the REALLY good stuff has more cowbell...

"I have a fever, and the cure is more cowbell!"

;)

mikey_the_rat

[madinmaryland]

2. Sounds like they watched the whole thing!!

Morans. Then they complained!!

[DS1]

3. Not Backdoor Nurses 9!

[Radio_Guy]

5. Probably going to blame it on some part-timer

That's what happens when you pay people minimum wage, you get people who pay minimum attention to what they are doing.

[mac56]

8. To quote Jerry Seinfeld:

Minimum wage is an employer's way of saying, "We'd pay you less if we could."

[Fenris]

7. "It was disgusting. It was the hardest-core stuff I've ever seen."

"And I've been to many Tijuana donkey shows in my life."

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. Or...

"People were kissing with parted lips! And it lasted more than half a second!

"What about the children??"

[Dukkha]

10. the kids called it the Best Go-Kart racing show ever!

"There has to be responsibility. Somebody's got to step up to the plate and be accountable,"

the 'pizza delivery guy' will step up to the plate i'm sure

"They should have immediately taken it off and not waited 25 minutes,"

their hands were 'busy' at the time