What expressions do you use the most when you're surprised?

[mvd]

I use "eek" a lot when I'm unpleasantly surprised. That one came from a childhood friend, and stuck.

I use "hooray!" a lot when pleasantly surprised.

[BikeWriter]

1. Oh, fuck!

[XemaSab]

2. "Holy fuck!"

That's what I said when I saw the mountain lion. :hi:

[BikeWriter]

5. I'd have said, "Where's my gun?"

[ZombieNixon]

3. "colon-O"

:o

:P

[swag]

4. "Oh my stars and garters."

[jukes]

6. jesus fucking christ!

it's a cop-thing.

[graywarrior]

11. Jesus fucking christ about covers it .

Mutha fukka is the other one.

[Roon]

7. I use, Yaaaaaay!!! nt

[trof]

8. SHIT! is what I said when I stepped on a snake today.

Little garter snake, but it scared me.
;-)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

9. Caralho! (Look it up)

[Arugula Latte]

10. My six-year-old says "Holy Guacamole!"

I love it when she yells that. :loveya:

I think I say something less charming, like "Holy crap!"

[nuxvomica]

22. Holy guacamole! That's what I say, too!

In mixed company, anyway.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

12. When it's a bad surprise......oh fuck......

For a good one....You're kidding!

Or wow.......

:hi:

[kiraboo]

13. "For FUCK'S SAKE!" works for me every time.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

14. What the crap?!

I can't cuss at work on the phone, so I got creative.
Duckie

[AussieDave]

15. Holy snappin' duckshit !!!

[Kali]

16. I am a left-over from the 70's

I say stupid things like COOL! or even Oh wow, man!

Shit! If it is a negative surprise.

[Shine]

17. "Holy shit!!!" or "That's outrageous!!!"

what a funny question!

:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

18. "Jesus on a skateboard!'

[anarch]

19. Holy moly!

for both good and bad surprises.

[EstimatedProphet]

20. "Fuck me!"

Oh, wait, you meant when I get surprised. I just like to say that a lot-I like the results.

:)

[WritingIsMyReligion]

21. Let's see:

• "Holy fuck!" can be either good or bad.
  
• Ditto with "Holy shit!"
  
• "Damn it!" is bad
  
• "Shit!" is bad
  
• "Fuck!" is bad
  

Geesh, they're all profane, aren't they....

:evilgrin:

[mitchum]

23. Holyfuckingjesus

[peekaloo]

24. fuck me running naked!

[Blue_Tires]

25. even though i wasn't born when it was commonly used

I say "Right On!" a lot more than i should