Shhh... I'm forming a secret society

[Jeffersons Ghost]

I just heard on TV that there really is a group called the SKULL AND BONES and both Papa-doc and Baby-doc Bush are members.

To combat this insidious evil, I'm forming an even spookier group.

While I haven't worked out all the important details, like a secret handshake, I DO have a great name.
The PUP AND KITTEN SOCIETY... My dog is not very big, only 10 pounds according to my vet, so I need some bigger dogs.

We could send our dogs in that tomb where they meet to haul off all their bones and the cats could crap in any skulls the dogs leave behind. That will fix this insidious plot.

I need to forewarn you folks my dog is pretty spooky and brave enough to attack much larger dogs! She's also a YELLOW DOG and we know how tough those are.

ATTACK DOG BEWARE!

[Jeffersons Ghost]

1. OKAY you cat owners are moving too slow

Besides we need more exclusivity and a good acronym... Now it will be the Pup and Mutt Society. PMS, NOW IT'S SCARY!