Paris Hilton: "I’m a brand, a model, an artiste, an actress, a designer.."

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

In her interview with Elle magazine, Paris Hilton reveals she's the most awesomest girl on the planet and so talented she makes Mozart look like horse shit. She says:

"I’ve always had a great voice. You either have it or you don’t. It’s something you’re born with. I’m a brand, a model, an artiste, an actress, a designer. I write books."

Additionally, she says guys hit on her because she has money, adding:

"In Los Angeles, every girl is a gold-digger and I think a lot of guys come to me because they know I don’t need anything."

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/04/10/paris_hilton_is_the_shit.html

[HughBeaumont]

1. I don't know . . .

I think if there was a market for actresses who have the figure of a McDonald's French Fry and specialized in giving blowjobs to Jersey mooks in front of night vision, then I think she would definitely have that market cornered.

[WindRavenX]

2. She's a dumb twig

NT

[sakabatou]

3. She's a self-righteous smeghead

[Deja Q]

4. And there you have it.

"I'm a brand."

Says it outright and first.

What a cheap whore. In every sense of the world. (nice sex video though... but it's just a brand so I may as well buy that shapely piece of lump plastic for $80 instead of dating her. Much, MUCH cheaper.)

[benny05]

20. The Berlin Song Describes Image She Wants to Be

"I'm A Bitch" "I'm a Slut" etc and we make love together.

I have a difficult time with this person. She is noted for her wealth, and she tries to upplay her talent, which is zip. I didn't care for the Simple Life series as I thought it was very condenscending to middle Americans. Of course Faux Network doesn't care about middle Americans either.

But I will say this: She's a good party girl.

[hyphenate]

5. I'm a bimbo

An airhead, a stupid fuck who knows I never have to work a day in my life and will get an extremely large inheritance.

[ghostsofgiants]

6. She's so modest.

:eyes:

[ForrestGump]

7. Her talents are modest, anyway

True

[SOteric]

8. I think that depends very much on whether

you consider 'skankiness' to be a talent or a natural attribute.



P.S. Hi cutie! :hug:

[ForrestGump]

9. Hi!

:hug:

I think she developed it. One of my family members went to school with her and her sister and says they were a bit different back then and not especially shallow (or course, we're talking Bel Air, where shallowness is celebrated and background levels of shallowtude are lethal to the outsider)...still, I'm sure, not exactly my type of person. But that whole Beverly Hills world is pretty...um...sick, anyway.

[EstimatedProphet]

10. I think she was at the restaurant where we had dinner tonight

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5011573

[jane_pippin]

11. Mommy, Daddy, I want to be a BRAND when I grow up!

:puke:

Also, please note that the book is a lined diary with pictures and words of encouragement from "Paris" prompting you on what to write, (Heiresses need to look hot. Write about your hottest outfits here stuff like that), and it has "With Merle Ginsberg" on it. Meaning she needed a ghostwriter for this literary epic.

Ya, Paris. You're the next Virginia Woolf. :rofl:

Oh Paris. How can I hate you when you're so funny?

[Ellen Forradalom]

12. ..and a skank

Don't forget skank.

[Duncan Grant]

13. I'm the next Rula Lenska.

Vapid twit. :eyes:

[Deja Q]

18. And to think Rula Lenska was in an episode of Doctor Who...

Will Paris follow suit? :D

[CBHagman]

14. I don't believe she can actually READ books...

...much less write them. :eyes: Paging Thomas Dolby and his song "Airhead"

"She'd like to model, or maybe act, or start a magazine.

Before she signs any contracts, she'll have to learn to read.

(And that's a fact.)"

As for the claims about her voice...:eyes: being a musician is actually hard work, as people who do it for a living know.

[peekaloo]

15. wow. she's a floorwax AND a dessert topping!

[Iniquitous Bunny]

16. Yeah, but can she ace a test after working 36 hours in 2 days?

And spotting a previously unknown cardiac arrhythmia in a kid all the while still being a hot chick?

Bite me, Paris. You are boring and not fit to lick the boots of real women. :boring:

[mitchum]

17. She's a cross-eyed heiress...that's all

[tuvor]

19. I blame the people who give her attention just as much.

And if they all deserve each other, who am I to care?

[mykpart]

22. Really! Why does anyone

give a shit about anything she does?

[Vektor]

21. Would I get flamed all to shit...

if I said that was a pretty picture of her?

Probably.

:popcorn:

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. But what does she *do*?

:shrug:

I'm not exactly "hep" to pop culture (Who are these "Elvis" who are all the rage?), but I've yet to hear of Paris Hilton do anything other than be Paris Hilton.

When the Paris Hilton Sex Video was all over the place a couple years ago, I swear to you I thought it was something shot in a French hotel.