So The Man Says... "That's No Lady, That's My Wife!"

[arwalden]

(and other memorable punch-lines)

[thehonesttruth]

1. such a bad joke, but a heck of a punchline...

..."help me find my keys and we'll drive out"

[arwalden]

2. So The Little Girl Says "I Know... And I'll Grow Boobs Too"

[7th_Sephiroth]

3. abd the response from the first drunk

you dont get it, chunks in the name of my dog

[Melsky]

7. This is one of my fave jokes!

I won a dirty joke telling contest in a bar with it.

[ajacobson]

4. If I could walk that way...

...I wouldn't need an operation!

Ba-doop cha.

Thanks everybody, have a safe drive home!

:hi:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

5. Yah, and if I find a noodle in here, I am gonna ask for my money

back again.

[rusty charly]

6. "so, the one legged jockey says:

don't worry about me, baby, i ride side-saddle!"

[arwalden]

9. First Time I Heard That Punch Line Was In "Some Like It Hot"

... and after all these years, I've still never heard the whole joke.

-- Allen

[KFC]

8. Rectum?? Hell, it nearly killed him!

nt

[demgrrrll]

10. If the foo sh*its wear it.

Thanks I'll be here all week.

[kanrok]

11. "Because it likes to **ck pigs"

n/t

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

12. The World's funniest joke.... according to Python anyway..

How does he smell?
Awful.

[Tredge]

13. So the Scotsman says...

"That's no bagpipe, sonny, but you can keep blowing it!"

[arwalden]

14. So The Little Japanese Man Jumps Out Of The Toolshed And Yells "SUPPLIES!"

[Mass_Liberal]

15. "i dunno

but i'm not touchin it!"

[Cleita]

16. Update of an old joke.

President Bush wants to send a man to the moon and NASA is ready to send him anytime he wants to go.

[VOX]

17. He bends over to pick it up, and poof! The Greek disappears!

:toast: