Speaking of Doom, and Christmas...

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

I'd like to take this time to sing you all a little Christmas carol I wrote with one of my best friends:

*ahem* (Sung to "Christmas Wonderland")

Chainsaws ring!
Are you listening?
In the lane...imp fangs are glistening.
A hideous sight. We're in Hell tonight!
Walking in a Doom wonderland.

Can't you hear...all the screamin'
When we face...the Cyberdemon?
A hideous sight! We're in Hell tonight!
Walking in a Doom wonderland.

In the distance, we will see an Arch-vile.
We'll pretend he's Pastor Brown.
He'll say "Are you dead yet?" We'll say "No. Why?"
And then he'll blow our ass right back to town.

In the dark...ness we'll perspire
Under a hail...of plasma fire.
A hideous sight! We're in Hell tonight!
Walking in a Doom wonderland...
Running through a Doom wonderland...
Dying in a Doom wonderland.

[MrScorpio]

1. Where the fuck is my BFG9000?

Oh well, I'll use my shotgun instead

[Dead_Parrot]

2. Shotgun?

Use your fist, wimp... :D

[MrScorpio]

3. Fists?

Not while I still have ammo