Your mother was a hamster......

[A HERETIC I AM]

And your father smelt.....


OF ELDERBERRIES!





Now go away or i shall taunt you a second time.

[MiniMandaRuth]

1. Yeah, well, I fart in your general direction!

[A HERETIC I AM]

7. "You dont frighten us, English PIG DOGS!

Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person!

[Richard Steele]

2. Laugh now, but when we finish constructing the large wooden badger....

[A HERETIC I AM]

4. "Lancelot, Gallahad and i jump OUT of the rabbit...........

er.....ummm......






If we built this large wooden badger....

[BikeWriter]

3. ...

:popcorn:

[A HERETIC I AM]

6. Well, let's kill him and then go and have tea.....

Yes....tea and biscuits.

Oh not biscuits.

[deadparrot]

5. Knnnnnnnnnnnights.

:P

[sakabatou]

8. Bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. Sir Launcelot had saved Sir Galahad

from almost certain temptation, but they were still no nearer the Grail. Meanwhile, King Arthur and Sir Bedevere, not more than a swallow's flight away, had discovered something.

Oh — that's an unladen swallow's flight, obviously. I mean, they were more than two laden swallows' flights away — four, really, if they had a coconut on a line between them. I mean, if the birds were walking and dragging...

GET ON WITH IT!

Oh, anyway — on to scene 24, which is a smashing scene with some lovely acting, in which Arthur discovers a vital clue, and in which there aren't any swallows, although I think you can hear a starling... <whoomp>