Why do my kids have to come sit by me, pass gas, and leave?

[LaraMN]

Thanks, NoelMN, thanks alot. And thanks for doing it in the car right as YOU were getting out when I dropped you off at school, so that I had to endure it the rest of the way home. Gross.
:puke:

[billyskank]

1. ...

:rofl:

[LaraMN]

3. Thanks for your empathy.

:rofl:

[wildhorses]

2. cos it IS funny, ya gotta admit

:rofl:


come to work with me one night if you think that is bad...

[LaraMN]

5. But it's mostly just gross. Noel does "gross" very well.

For some reason, he felt the need to shove a bunch of dirty underwear behind the bathroom toilet, too. Wtf?

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. Hey, I do that to dolo every day!

:D

[LaraMN]

7. I've little doubt.

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

6. Does he watch 'Family Guy'?

:D

[LaraMN]

9. No. He's blocked from all the TV14 & up shows. He doesn't need any more

"inspiration" than he already has. :rofl:

[Bassic]

8. Why didn't you just open a window?

:shrug:

But yeah, it is gross.

[LaraMN]

10. I did, but I think it had saturated the upholstery, already,

because it didn't help nearly as much as I wanted it to.

[Bassic]

12. Oh man, that really sucks.

I trust your nostrils are recovering?

[giant_robot]

14. Saturated the upholstery??

I think the real question is, "What in the hell are you feeding that kid?".

[lizziegrace]

15. Fabreze?

:rofl:

[Beware the Beast Man]

11. Wait until they learn the old "pull my finger" bit.

:D

[LaraMN]

13. Oh, SHUT UP! My son DID learn it, and he taught it to my daughter!

Since she can belch on command, she's been doing that all week. :rofl:

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. We taught that to eyesroll's SO's daughter.

:rofl:

[Beware the Beast Man]

19. Somehow I'm not surprised.

Maybe if she trains, says her prayers and eats her vitamins, one day she will be able to clear out half a bar.

[dolo amber]

16. NoelMN clearly thinks he is a dog

;)

[BikeWriter]

17. NO EASTER EGGS FOR THAT KID!!!!!!1111