Me and matcom have started a new buisness venture: TeenSlap

[sasquatch]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5011573
You ever want to smack a teenage girl in public like Barry Bonds did with baseballs while he was on steroids, but you're too shy or hospitable to do it. Well with TeenSlap, me and matcom will do it for you because we lack the feelings of shame and remorse most people have towards violence against teenagers. At the measly cost of $1000+bail money and legal fees we'll slap that little bitch so hard it would make Bobby Brown and Ike Turner envious. Remeber our easy jingle: If a girl needs slappin' we'll make it happen.
:D:popcorn:
:sarcasm:

[progmom]

1. gotta say....

Violence against children...even if they're teens....is really sick. :shrug:

[LynneSin]

5. especially lumping another person into the violence

I'm not sure Matcom would actually be a part of something like this

[MissMillie]

2. does it have to be a girl?

my son could use a good slap....

[sasquatch]

7. Don't see why not

It might cost more though.

[JohnKleeb]

3. How much do you charge for a Paris Hilton slapping?

I realize she's not a teen but because I only have a dollar in my wallet I want to know if its a good investment or not.

[sasquatch]

11. Hmm....It will be a tough job because of her securirty detail

So it will obviously cost more, so you'll need more money than that.

[JohnKleeb]

12. I'll use it for chewing gum then

[DS1]

4. Be sure to use code words - like the Fried Chicken Dinner

.... lightly battered

*runs*

[Dora]

6. Whoa. Humor mis-fire here.

An invitation to hit a child by proxy "like Barry Bonds did with baseballs" is really hard to make funny, and I appreciate the effort you put into it. However, you failed.

And targeting teenage girls lends a misogynistic flavor - nice touch, Pistol Pete.

[sasquatch]

16. I just figured people needed to see how stupid they sound when they say-

that.

[Misunderestimator]

8. Almost as funny as beating toddlers.

:eyes:

[rd_kent]

9. Can I get a job?

I will actually pay you for it.

[sasquatch]

13. You're hired

[RevCheesehead]

10. Even with the "sarcasm" image, this is tasteless.

There is NOTHING funny about violence. Not. At. All. :thumbsdown:

[sasquatch]

14. Even if it's against Freepers and BIll O'rielly?

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[sasquatch]

17. What's the joke?

[BigMcLargehuge]

18. Locked

You have to understand. These are simple posters. The common clay of the lounge.

You know, morons.



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