"One time, I was tripping at Summerfest and couldn't find my way out."

[eyesroll]

I need to run an errand...but first person who can guess who said this to me (hint: not a DUer, you don't know his name -- just tell me how I know him) gets a cookie when I get back.

[XNASA]

1. Your OBGYN?

[progmom]

2. dammit

i was going to guess whoisalhedges

[jane_pippin]

3. Your boss?

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. Actually, it coulda been Dick.

It really could have. :D

[jane_pippin]

9. It could be a lot of people in town.

People on acid, rockin' the 12 empty, one full, beer cup balancing act picnic table dance, yelling woo, and running into the Truly Remarkable Loon, convinced they're trapped in Summerfest is a scary yet hilarious thought.

[eyesroll]

11. Indeed -- yet another cover meeting going nowhere.

My boss is a 60-ish straight-laced 'nam vet with a significant drug past.

[eyesroll]

10. We have a winnah!

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. Oh, wow.

You know, I was kicking myself, knowing there was someone I had forgotten. When j_p posted that, I could *totally* see it.

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. Well, I can't imagine it was Dyskeptic.

Certainly not Alex. Not ex-pa-in-law.

My guess is Tommy. You know him from a Queensryche fan forum on Prodigy back in '91 or so.

Secondary guess: Ben Masel. :rofl:

[miss_american_pie]

5. a teacher?

[LSK]

7. Dick Cheney

Right before he shot you in the face. :shrug:

[Radio_Guy]

8. Bob Uecker?

He sounds like a tripping dude.

[Susang]

12. Russ Feingold?

:P