A SPECIAL message from President George W. Bush

[Fenris]

PRESIDENT BUSH: Alright now, y'all, shut yer baby killin', San Fransico lovin' pieholes for just one second. I'd like to take a few moments away from chatting with this moran who decided it would be a good idea to make his skull look like a goddamn Looney Tunes short to congra-du-late your fellow Demon-Rat "Fenris" upon reaching 1000 librul invective filled posts here on the Demon-RaticUntergrund. Not that I like that smarmy middle-class college communist. No, I'd just like to commend him on reaching 1000 posts because now he's officially registered as a terrarist, just like the rest of you pinko computer slobs! So ha!

Alright, pirate-smoker, tell me why you permanently scarred that communist Chuck Jones' anthropomorphized cartoon characters onto that empty head of yours and I'll pretend to be interested.

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Okay, well, I'd just like to thank all my wonderful friends at DU for their humor and eloquence, especially those who are permanent Lounge Lizards like myself. And a special thanks goes out to skip fox for writing some of the most brilliant captions ever and toasting my meager attempts to do the same. And also, thanks to anyone who bothered responding to my more emotional and vain posts, however uninteresting they might have been.

I'm extremely happy that I have never felt the need to put anyone on the ignore list. I consider this to be testament to the sense of community around here, which isn't always apparent, especially when one ventures out into the "serious" realms of DU. So, I'll continue to spend my time in the Lounge, chatting up the coolest and nicest folks on the web!

Neil

[pink_poodle]

1. Hi Neil!! -nm

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[Fenris]

3. Hi! I dig your handle and the tartan.

Are you a Scotswoman, by any chance? Or a Scotsman?

[pink_poodle]

9. Yes, Scots-woman (girly girl, hence the nickname). grin.

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[leftist_rebel1569]

2. Congrats!

:)

[Fenris]

4. Thanks l_r

I used to be smiths_fan_21384. Eerily similar name, eh? No not really.

[Fenris]

5. Kick. Worst....Vanity....Post....Ever.

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeese respond. :D

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

7. well, since you said please and all

here is more vanity for you

[peekaloo]

6. One way ticket to Gitmo

Congrats!

[cosmicdot]

8. W is thinking: must not rub head - must not rub head

we know he has a bald head fetish

it's a pleasure captioning with you - you're a cool dude, dude

one day, there'll be a caption gathering


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Our thoughts are with Skip Fox, his family and his father.