"Blaine's Destiny," Episode Two: ( Major dial-up warning)

[LaraMN]

The adventure continues....


Blaine has been sent into the deepest reaches of an uncharted jungle, in search of the "weeping orb." His mission is to acquire the orb through whatever means necessary, and return it safely to the Government, before it falls into the wrong hands.


Blaine trudges through the tropical heat weary but determined, when suddenly, the exotic sounds of the jungle ominously cease...





It's T'aum Dilae! Blaine's arch-nemesis! But...he's supposed to be dead! His arms whip madly, like exotic fleshy machetes, poised to strike at Blaine's throbbing jugular.





A battle ensues, and Blaine, his strength waning, is in deep trouble...





Suddenly, a shot rings out. Dilae rolls to the ground, mortally wounded.





Blaine rises to face the man who has snuffed out his foe. The man lowers his weapon...
"My name is Mick Shaney. I'm straight. I'm a man. A very straight man. A big exotic man. With a gun. I'm a Republican. and I'm straight."





"Quick. Get on the Jungle Juggarnaut- we haven't got much time, I'm taking you to my headquarters."




At headquarters, Shaney discloses his top secret information to Blaine,
"In fact, Blaine, I have the orb, and I'm willing to give it to you,"






But you're going to have to do something for me, first.





Blaine has the orb. But when returns home... will he still have Jessica?





Tune in next week, for episode three of "Blaine's Destiny"!

[MiniMandaRuth]

1. That was.... um... different.

But still great. Good job!

[LaraMN]

4. Thanks!

:D

[Sugar Smack]

2. LOL!!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :applause: Great work.

[LaraMN]

5. Alright!

You're laughing- my ultimate goal! :thumbsup:

[Sugar Smack]

12. "Get on the Jungle Juggarnaut- we haven't got much time"

That pic got me choking on my tea. Thank you for the compliment!

:yourock:

[LaraMN]

13. The best part was- Sophie was peeking over my shoulder and she said,

"Hey! I have that barbie! And I have that princess bike!"

:rofl:

[billyskank]

3. You are crazy

:rofl:

[LaraMN]

6. Most certainly.

But I do like hear it, now and then! :rofl:

[_testify_]

7. Oh. My. God.

Funniest shit ever.

[LaraMN]

9. "Ever" ?!

I don't know about that, but THANKS!:hi:

[_testify_]

11. okay, not EVER

but definitely TODAY! I was seriously laughing out loud!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. My dear Lara!

This is sooooo funny! I love it.....

You should post these in your Journal!

Keep 'em coming, sweetie!


:rofl: :loveya: :pals:

[LaraMN]

10. I did stick it on my journal!

That seemed like a good place to put it. Episode one is on there as well. Thanks!:loveya:

[ET Awful]

14. And the award for best thread of the day goes to . . . .

LaraMN . . . :woohoo:

[swimboy]

15. Major Dial-up tried to warn him!

In the next to last panel, I swear I could hear the bad synth soundtrack with pounding bass starting up.

You are a twisted genius, my talented friend!

:loveya:

[miss_american_pie]

16. Very nice

:rofl:

[underpants]

17. I really hate to ask this

but

what happened to the orb? :scared:

[Dangerously Amused]

18. Hee hee heeeeeee!

:rofl:



You're a regular comedienne, you are! I love it! Thanks for the laugh! :7

[kmla]

19. Brilliant!

I laughed!

I cried!

But mostly I just scratched my head, wondering if LaraMN should change her DU name to Hickory.

'cause she's a nut.

:7

[WCGreen]

20. You really have a whicked mind....

[jane_pippin]

21. You're out of your fucking mind.

And that's why I heart you.

:rofl:

[Fleshdancer]

22. *APPLAUSE* one question though....

what's up with the giraffe eating T'aum Dilae's neck in scene 5? The only reason I ask is because giraffes are herbivores. :shrug: