It's time to 'fess up: your most humiliating secret celebrity crush

[Fridays Child]

I have three (two former and one current), all of whom qualify me for regular and severe punishment because they are THAT bad:

Current
John Stamos (somebody please beat me--preferably, John Stamos) :evilgrin:

Former

Geraldo Rivera (yes, I am insane)
Mel Gibson (okay, just lock me up, forever, because I am SICK)

[MiniMandaRuth]

1. Uhh.....

I think Tom Cruise is kinda hot.

[Fridays Child]

3. See? It was so bad that you had to whipser.

I feel your pain. :hug:

[MiniMandaRuth]

4. If he would just loose that creepy personality

then he'd be really hot.

[Fridays Child]

7. Geez, no kidding, huh?

It just proves that strong silent types are best, unless they're smart liberals because those guys are major turn-ons.

[amitten]

53. You're not crazy. But you seem to have very bad taste. n/t

[Fridays Child]

64. I have bad taste? What *do* you mean?

:taps foot while waiting for answer: :freak:

[amitten]

65. Geraldo. THAT'S what I mean!

:puke:

Good Christ almighty!

[Fridays Child]

66. I take comfort in knowing that he wasn't always a Fox media whore.

When I had the hots for him, he was doing some decent journalism. Pre-Al Capone's vault, he actually seemed to have integrity.

[amitten]

68. Yeah, but...um...ugly. n/t

[Fridays Child]

71. Well, I never thought that.

It just proves that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I guess.

[OhioBlue]

143. don't feel bad.

I think so too.

[Shell Beau]

2. I thought Patrick Dempsey was hot when he looked dorky. Now

look at him!! :9

[Fridays Child]

5. So...you gotta thing for doiks...

...but the second they get all sophisticated, fuhgeddaboudit! :P

[Shell Beau]

6. You got that right!!

[terrya]

8. Zach Braff.

There. It's out in the open. :-)

[Fridays Child]

12. He's cool.

Nothin' wrong there. :)

[tigereye]

25. but he's adorable!

and smart, from what I hear.

[Wetzelbill]

9. I used to be absolutely in love with Gwen Stefani

She's become annoying and absolutely shameless. Please bring back the Gwen of 1997. Please!

There is this one pornstar who I think is hotter than hell. I know, I should not be so lustful and I should adhere to my "love smart girls" thing, but she's downright sexy.

Ok, I used to be a little embarrassed about my crush on Janeane Garofalo. Nobody I knew seemed to like her. My brothers all that she was weird etc. Typical eccentric Hollywood type. See I'm from a farm community in MT, we don't have people like that where I'm from. I always thought she was hot though. Now, however, I wear my love like a badge. That woman rocks!

[Fridays Child]

10. Janeane is a most honorable crush.

:thumbsup:

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. You CANNOT have Janeane!

She's MINE! :grr:



Sigh... :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[imperialismispasse]

16. Who's the porn star

Just curious. :D

[Wetzelbill]

69. oh lord

her name is Roxy Jezel. She's got this exotic Asian look, but she has a British accent. :)

[imperialismispasse]

92. Yeah I've definitely seen her

Er, around. Yeah, around. :D Accents are good.

[Hugin]

33. Seconded on Janeane!

:thumbsup:

You know... I've grown to know and love her since she's been on
the radio. I really didn't know much about her until then. Now,
she's definitely a favorite.

It's nice I got to know about her from her activism... I knew
about that first. She's one of the few I can say that about.

[mvd]

47. I prefer the old Gwen overall, but she remade herself well

IMO at least.

[derby378]

91. Allison Janney (THE WEST WING, FINDING NEMO)

And I'm not ashamed of it, either - I think she's a doll.

[riona]

11. jason lee - current

yul brynner - former

[Fridays Child]

13. Yul Brynner?

Prince George probably has posters of him all over Air Force One. :P

[MaggieSwanson]

118. I second that Yul Brynner crush.

...and admit to a Ricardo Montalbon one. And Omar Sharif. :blush:

My most recent embarrassing crush? Orlando Bloom. And yeah, Brad Pitt.

[Ramsey]

15. Bruce Boxleitner

When I was in middle school, he was starring in How the West Was Won. All my girlfriends had pictures of Shaun Cassidy or the Hardy Boys in their lockers. But not me! I had pin-ups of Bruce Boxleitner!

Lo and behold, years later he shows up starring in Babylon 5, which was an awesome show, and my crush was renewed. Plus he has a reputation of being really nice to his fans.

[Fridays Child]

43. He IS cute!

[lakemonster11]

125. I have a bizarre, inexplicable thing for Bruce Boxleitner as well.

[OhioBlue]

142. He's married to Melissa Gilbert

isn't he?

[NewJeffCT]

17. Good question

I guess my current ones are Jessica Alba, Zhao Wei, Natalie Portman...

Past ones are a who's who of famous actresses the past 30 years or so, including (but not limited to)
Lynda Carter
Jane Seymour
Dolly Parton
Cheryl Ladd
Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia in Return of the Jedi
Erin Grey (from Buck Rogers)
Pamela Helmsley (also from Buck Rogers)
the green chick from Star Trek
Lisa Bonet from Cosby & Angel Heart
Halle Berry
Salma Hayek
Heather Graham
Charisma Carpenter
Vanessa Marcil
and so many more... it's just time to eat, so I have to run.

[Wetzelbill]

137. hmmm.....

we have some similar tastes. Which I suppose shouldn't be too much of a surprise. :)

[NewJeffCT]

138. I'm surprised

Just kidding.

I was thinking of you the other day when a friend of mine said a co-worker of hers was flying all the way to China to meet some woman near Guilin, China. But, I think I had mentioned that at least one of my cousins had decided she was not coming to the US for grad school for at least the next few years (she has a very well paying job in Shanghai for a US company - probably like $15K per year, which is like making 6 figures here in the US)

[mduffy31]

18. Zooey Deschanel

Although I am not sure that it is really humiliating. She is hot, made Hitchhikers even better for me.

[mvd]

48. You're right - not humiliating at all

:thumbsup:

[djeseru]

19. Currently?

Um, Trent Reznor. Formerly would be Rudolph Valentino and Christopher Reeve.

I generally don't tend to have crushes but these have persevered for some reason. :shrug:

[xmas74]

26. You already know this newsflash:

We have the same crush!

[djeseru]

29. Hey, it's the same great tastes...

...that go great together. :thumbsup:

Besides, he always seems to know how I'm feeling deep down. ;)

[xmas74]

30. I just like to think of all the dirty things I could do to him.

Sure, I love his music but the dirtiness just helps it along.

[blondeatlast]

20. As a kid--Donny Osmond. Now, God help me, Vince Vaughn.

I think I literally drooled through "Swingers" the first time.

I'm SO ashamed...

[smirkymonkey]

21. Donny Osmond was my first crush too!

Actually, now that I think about it, Speed Racer was my very first crush. But Donny Osmond was my first non-cartoon character crush.

[blondeatlast]

24. He's actually turned out remarkably well and isn't near as wacko as he

could be considering his background.

[Fridays Child]

31. My oldest kid looks a little like Vince Vaughan...

...only handsomer, if you ask me. :)

[fudge stripe cookays]

32. Hey!

You're money and you don't even know it!

He's bulked up, but he still has a certain something.

fsc

[blondeatlast]

41. I drive people nuts with my "money" references!

Especially my very good natured boss, who has no idea where the references came from.

But then, she once saw a photo of Michael Jordan on a magazine cover and asked, "Who is that handsome man?"

I'm NOT joking--the whole office was in hysterics!

[fudge stripe cookays]

46. I have so often wanted to keep calling the answering machine of someone...

and do the whole schtick.

Just because.

he he

[WritingIsMyReligion]

22. John Stamos--Jesse from "Full House"?

:wtf:

[Fridays Child]

42. Yes. Shut up.

:blush: :P

[hopein08]

100. I like John Stamos too! Is it just me or is he getting better looking...

as he gets older?

[Fridays Child]

116. You know, I think he just gets better and better.

He has that kind of face. :)

[mdmc]

23. Hillary Clinton

and Chelsea Clinton

[tigereye]

27. Keanu

:hide:

[Hugin]

34. .

I WANT ROOM SERVICE!

Yeah, Keanu is pretty cool.

[grace0418]

103. Oh yeah, he's gorgeous. And as long as he doesn't speak I have no

problem with that choice. He doesn't really need to speak, no what I mean? ;)

[WI_DEM]

28. Winona Ryder

[LouisianaLiberal]

35. Suzie Plakson

Yes its strange, but her deadpan, self-deprecating humor and that sultry voice... I generally don't go for Klingons, or any form of alien really. Oh, and she's a very intelligent and witty writer.

Is there a prize for the most bizarre celebrity crush? Cause I think I win. Because of the alien part, I mean.

[lakemonster11]

129. I generally do go for Klingons.

Or at least Star Trek characters/actors in general. My biggest crushes are probably on Michael Dorn, Patrick Stewart, and Leonard Nimoy, but I've also entertained crushes on Garrett Wang, Scott Bakula, Robert Beltran, and Terry Farrell, among others.

I would be majorly attracted to Avery Brooks if he didn't play a character named Ben. It's my brother's name, and I've never been able to entertain an attraction to a Ben for that reason.

[Left Is Write]

36. There's something wrong with a crush on John Stamos?

Why? He's positively delicious:

[Fridays Child]

44. It's the dorky Full House role, I guess.

But, yes he's dreamy! :P His now ex-wife must have been nuts to ditch him.

[Generator]

37. My very very first love was Tom Jones

that's SIR Tom Jones to you. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Jones_(singer)(still has IT) My mom watched his TV show. I watched too. I was 8. It was my first realization of SEX appeal. Then of course, David Cassidy-I had his poster on my wall. Then there was a short Bobby Sherman phase. NO Donny Osmond. Then erg...no it was not Sylvester Stalone BUT it was ROCKY. I loved that dumb brute-(the muscles may have had much to do with it) Oh yes, another poster on the wall.

Later, I had a THANG for BOTH Simon and Garfunkel. "I love you and that's all I know" is the most romantic song in the galaxy. Paul Simon is short and just against my type. It's inexplicable. But now it's:

Mr. "House" aka Hugh Laurie. Give me that crinkly eye cranky thing. Currently on TV Guide. Funny, he reminds me of my husband.

PS For YEARS, me and my best girl friend, called Mel: "Mr. anytime, anyplace". Then he turned out to be a fanatic. Who knew? (crinkly blue eyes-DAMN!)

[Mad_Dem_X]

105. Tom Jones!

I watched his TV show as a child, too. He was my first star crush. He still rocks.

[mac56]

38. Current:

Patricia Heaton. Yes, yes, I know. But she is soooooo hot.

Former: Bonnie Hunt. Well, make her a "current" too, I guess.

Former: Shelley Long.

[Fridays Child]

45. Shelley Long had one of those weird lip treatments, I think.

Anyway, it looked like something was wrong with her mouth, in the last episode of Cheers.

[JohnKleeb]

39. I once had a crush on JLo

flame away.

[mvd]

40. Humiliating one? I have quite a few celeb crushes, but..

don't fine most humiliating. I have a little thing for Susan Sarandon, and she's older than my mom - so that's a bit humiliating.

[driver8]

59. Susan Sarandon is a beautiful woman -- nothing wrong with

having a crush on her.

[mvd]

90. I know - it's the age difference between us that..

made me choose her.

[mvd]

108. Also..

I guess all celeb crushes are superficial. But it's hard to resist celebs like Katharine McPhee, even if she is just a game show contestant right now.

[mitchum]

49. Snagglepuss...

I win!!!
How in the hell is anyone gonna top that? :)

[Aristus]

50. "Heavens to Murgatroyd! Outed even! Exit...Stage Left!"

[windy252]

51. I used to have a little thing for

Sandra Bullock.

[Horse with no Name]

52. John Denver and Barry Manilow

:)

[Fridays Child]

56. Their music is awesome.

I love Manilow's "Could it be Magic." The tune is based on Prelude in C Minor, by Chopin.

[RevolutionaryActs]

54. John Stamos is hot.

What's wrong with that?

Mel was hot in his day, now he's batshit crazy and way less hot because of it.

[Fridays Child]

55. His "Full House" history makes him previously dorky. But...

...here's a cool thing about him: he's the official spokesperson for Project Cuddle, an organization that offers young women a legal alternative to the illegal act of abandoning their newborn babies.

www.projectcuddle.org

[Ava]

57. Adrian Brody

I LOVE nerdy guys with crooked noses! :loveya:

[Fridays Child]

78. Does Owen Wilson get you, too? He has a pretty crooked nose.

Actually, it looks like someone took a little bite out of the side of his nose.

[Ava]

99. yup!

i love both owen and luck wilson! :loveya:

adrian brody is my biggest crush though!

[eauclaireliberal]

58. Kristy McNichol

Don't ask why, it just was. The movie Little Darlings didn't help shake that crush off either.

[driver8]

61. I had a huge crush on Kristy McNichol! She was the only reason

I watched that stupid sitcom that she was on.

Look how cute she was!!

[kmla]

96. Me, too. But I heard she, um, plays for the other team now....

So I don't have much of a chance anymore.

I was always jealous of Leif Garrett, 'cause he got to give her her first screen kiss (on 'Family').

But in the long run, I think I turned out a little better than Leif.

[ChoralScholar]

60. Rita Cosby...

just kidding.. :)

Truthfully, I'd have to say Leah Remini. I don't really know why, but I just feel like I'm not supposed to like her.

[philosophie_en_rose]

63. Leah Remini has dead scientologist eyes. Like Juliet Lewis.

Very pretty though.

[Fridays Child]

73. I'm glad you're kidding about Rita. Otherwise...

...DU would have to stage an intervention. :P

[driver8]

62. Not humiliating at all...Bailey from WKRP in Cincinatti.

Jan Smithers

[Fridays Child]

67. She was much prettier than Loni Anderson, imho.

[w8liftinglady]

70. Sam Elliot-I would love to do the wild thing with him(and his moustache)

[Fridays Child]

72. Wasn't he in some lifeguard movie, a long time ago?

He was hot in that.

[reyd reid reed]

74. I've been thinking about this off and on

And I don't think I have one. Maybe I'm just not creative enough? Or my memory's shot to hell...I KNOW that there are guys out there on this screen or that program that make me just....

*sigh*

But...damned if I can think of one.

[Fridays Child]

75. It'll come to you...

...and you'll say, "Oh yeah--HIM!" :)

[reyd reid reed]

77. LOLOL

Nah...there's this other crush I've got that I wish WOULD come to me... :evilgrin:


But...celebrities? Humiliating or not...can't think of any.

[fortyfeetunder]

76. One of the Jackson 5

Yeah flog me..I think it was Tito or Marlon, but definitely it was not Michael.

And stupid me it was succumbing to peer pressure...everybody liked the Jackson 5 but I was not interested...I had to pick one to be cool...

[BlueIris]

79. Corin Nemec.

Yes, you read that correctly. I love him, Scientology and obvious repression of his non-heteroness and all. So sue me.

[wickerwoman]

81. Was he on "Parker Lewis Can't Lose"?

I haven't thought about that show for years. I used to love it. Minor crush on Kubiac.

[BlueIris]

82. Yep. That series was so classic.

I would KILL to have it on DVD, and I have NO idea what's holding that up.

[BlueIris]

94. I forgot to add the most embarrassing feature of this crush:

it's modern day Nemec I have a huge crush on, as batshit as he allegedly is, not Parker Lewis era Nemec.

Yeah. I'll just be going now.

[wickerwoman]

80. I racked up quite a few in the 80's.

Let's see:

Christian Slater (before I was old enough to watch Jack Nicholson movies and realize how much he ripped off)

Oliver Reed

Jim Carrey (on "In Living Color" pre-"Ace Ventura". I must have watched "Doing Time on Maple Drive" twenty-plus times.)

Dwight Schultz from the A-Team (still have a thing for balding, neurotic men with cruel first names...)

Vincent Price (he was smokin' in the Ten Commandments)

Those are only the *really* embarrassing ones.

[Monkey see Monkey Do]

101. Slater's currently playing McMurphy (Cuckoo's Nest) on stage in London

So now the transformation is complete.

[Iniquitous Bunny]

83. Rick Moranis

[blondeatlast]

87. That's humiliating, all right,

but all through SCTV and even now, I share your humiliation.

And I generally like 'em tall and macho.

Go figure :shrug:

[NewWaveChick1981]

84. Several:

Former: Bob Crane (Hogan in Hogan's Heroes)
David Cassidy
Bobby Sherman

Longtime and current: John Cusack
Michelle Pfeiffer
Mark Harmon

Current: Angelina Jolie
Matthew Fox

:) What can I say???

[Ohio Joe]

85. Nicole DeBoer

I've even purchased all three currently available seasons of The Dead Zone just to see more of her :7

[Orrex]

88. Surely you've seen her in Deep Space Nine, too?

Quite striking, to be sure, even if she was only brought in at the tail end of the series.

[Ohio Joe]

89. Absolutly

I have all available ST on DVD. Sh first caught my attention in the movie Cube, then when she came in on ST. I also picked up the new Outer Limits for the episode she was in :)

[Coventina]

86. Werner Klemplerer, played "Col. Klink" on Hogan's Heroes.

I win!

:yoiks:

[Fridays Child]

132. Yikes!

That's really bad! :evilgrin:

[malta blue]

93. always and forever...Robert Downey, Jr.

I just can't help it...

[driver8]

97. What an actor...he really is amazing. n/t

[Fridays Child]

112. He's got something...

So smart, so wounded.... Whatever it is, it works. Yeah, he's hot!

[graywarrior]

95. John Stamos is crushable.

Don't feel bad. I dig...

[Fridays Child]

111. OMG!

Who is that (pant, pant)?

[graywarrior]

120. Josh "Sawyer" Holloway on LOST

[dr.zoidberg]

98. Ann Coulter.

'Cause she's got a great ass. I also hear that she is great in bed, too. ;)

[Ava]

102. you are joking right?

[dr.zoidberg]

104. Well...

She DOES have a nice ass...

[Ava]

107. She is a He

:P

[Fridays Child]

110. She need a little bondage and discipline.

Go get her! :evilgrin:

[Mad_Dem_X]

106. I've had crushes on dead people

James Dean and Freddie Mercury. Does that qualify?

[Fridays Child]

109. If you have serious intentions to take those crushes to the next level?

Now *that* would be something. :evilgrin:

[mtnester]

113. Past - Donny Osmond and every one of The Monkees..

I have also ALWAYS maintained a most persistent crush on Patrick Stewart.

Same thing with Bono (no shooting please)

Every now and then, Angelina Joulie.


And (uggghh) way back in the day before he went totally insane, the Motor City Madman (who knew back in 1977 he was going to turn into an idiot)

[Taverner]

114. Michele Malkin, Melissa Rivers....

Nuff said

[Fridays Child]

123. Hang on, Taverner! You're gonna be okay.

I'm getting about a half dozen DUers together, right now, and we'll be over, very soon, to do an intervention on you.

[Taverner]

139. How about we intervene on Michelle Malkin instead?

I'm sure we could convert her - after all if Brock, Huffington and John Dean can switch there's hope for yer het!

[Scout]

115. me too

"Mel Gibson (okay, just lock me up, forever, because I am SICK)"

I've got that one too ... can't help it, fell for him many years ago in Tim and Road Warriors. As I told my mom, when she teased me about his politics and religion I told her "that's OK mom, I don't want to talk to him, I just want to f*ck him."

Although as he's aged, he's getting that old man wide butt thing going on. So it's easier to dislike him for the reasons that matter.

[Fridays Child]

117. May you have your way with him and, then...

...send him packing, right back to his little whackjob fundie world. :toast:

[nytemare]

119. Younger Dan Aykroyd, Nathan Lane.

A younger Jack Nicholson.

Illeana Douglas.

And, uhm...the guy in my sig pic. Must be the voice, because he is about my pop's age.

:shrug:

Anyways. Now that that's overwith. How are things with you?? :hide:

[Fridays Child]

121. Dan Aykroyd always reminded me a little bit of my...

...dead ex-husband. Or would that be ex-dead husband? Hmm....

[nytemare]

122. I think dead ex-husband

Must be the sense of humor with Aykroyd, and Lane. I like to laugh.

Oh, and I forgot David Letterman. That was in the early 90's I liked him.

Who can tell why people like who they do. It is an odd thing. At least with me....LOL.

[Taverner]

140. Too bad Ackroyd's a repub

[Liberal Veteran]

124. That guy who plays "Wilson" on House.

Yeah, he looks goofy, but I still find him adorable.

[Liberalynn]

126. Okay I admit

I shared one of your formers. I too had a Mel Gibson crush. Later I decided it was more his character "Martin Riggs" than him. ;) You're on your own though on Geraldo, sorry. ;)

Also former: David Cassidy
Shaun Cassidy
Bobby Sherman.

I realize these were the three cliche teen girl crushes.

I kind of admit I still crush a little on Rick Springfield. I have seen him back on GH and he's pretty well preserved for his age.

I am not humilated by my current crushes: Julian Mcmahon and Josh Holloway. ;)

[Glorfindel]

127. *blush* Jack White

:9 :9 :9

[Floogeldy]

128. This is the most fucked up, juvenile thread I have ever seen.

;)

[Fridays Child]

131. The only thing worse might be a "beans and bean soup" thread.

But nobody around here would ever post anything that fucked up and juvenile, huh?

;)

[judaspriestess]

130. Stephen Colbert

we are referring to humiliating

[DesEtoiles]

133. David Wenham

[rucky]

134. Amy Fisher n/t

[RebelOne]

135. Joaquin Phoenix and Vin Diesel

Love those guys.

[SerpentX]

136. RuPaul

Not humiliation so much as awkward embarrassment. I'm not a big attention seeker.

[Hell Hath No Fury]

141. Tucker Carlson...

You did say "humiliating", yes? ;)

I don't know what it is about the boy, but I have had a crush on him for years, despite his repugnant political leanings. It must be the bowtie and the floppy hair.

[Lilith Velkor]

144. People used to make fun of me for my crush on Hugo Weaving

I'm not secretive or humiliated about it though, that guy's Hawt.

[RubyDuby in GA]

145. He is pretty awesome, but

I still have to explain to people why anytime I see him on screen in any movie now, I spend the first couple of minutes giggling to myself. He's come a long way since hawking the Wo-Man line of products. His voice makes him totally sexy.

[nytemare]

147. Missssster Annnnnderson.

He has a great voice.

[TK421]

146. Jamie Lee Curtis