You descend the stairs south into a 30x30 room

[Ravenseye]

There are doors to the east, west and south. There are thick cobwebs above you and the light from your torch also reveals a skeleton laying in the corner amid some broken wood planks and old musty looking bags.

What do you do?

[TrogL]

1. Say 'good night'?

[Ravenseye]

3. You say 'good night'

Your voice echos off the cold stone walls and your torch continues to crackle. You feel something small and light drop onto your left shoulder.

What do you do?

[mdmc]

2. take the bags and exit up the stairs

:patriot:

[Ravenseye]

4. You grab the bags

As you grab them they explode, the bags fall to rags and you inhale the decomposed grain dust that laid within them.

Take 4 points of damage from breathing the moldy dust.

What do you do?

[Ava]

5. give up

:shrug:

[mdmc]

8. never give up!

use that 'majination! :yourock:

[mdmc]

7. take stock

try to burn some of the moldy air with my torch. Try to collect the pieces of rags to see if they will be used as wrapping.

[Ravenseye]

9. You burn off the moldy air

YOu are able to collect a few pieces of rags that may be used as basic wrapping.

What do you do?

[mdmc]

15. return down the stairs

examine the corps.

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. Make an "escape" roll against my dexterity...

...so I can get the fuck out of the house full of nerds. :P

[no name no slogan]

10. You need to a saving throw against "nerdosity"

and you need a natural 20 to save

[Ravenseye]

11. You roll to escape

Your roll fails. You are trapped in the house of nerds. One of them comes up to you out of a dark corner.

"Excuse me," he says pushing up his taped together glasses and flatting his greasy hair. He is wearing suspenders and dark navy polyester pants. White athletic socks, and black dress shoes, and a plaid short sleeve shirt. "Would you happen to have a slide rule, kind sir?"

What do you do?

[SoCalDem]

12. Back up the stairs, and leave the premises..call 911

[salin]

13. close out of the computer game?

[azmouse]

14. Old musty looking bags????

Now is that any way to talk about Barbara and Laura Bush? :rofl:

[XemaSab]

16. Go east

[wildhorses]

17. I go over to inspect the skeleton more closely...

I am also interested in the broken wood planks
and what the hell is in those musty old bags???
appears as if murder most foul has occured....

[NewJeffCT]

18. 1) send the party thief to check for traps

2) get the party cleric ready in case the skeleton springs to life, or if there are other undead around.
3) use something long to gently try to see what is in the bags. (I never made it a habit to lug around a 10' pole!)

[billyskank]

19. I suck at these games

I tried playing "Curses". That game is way too clever for me. x(

[Random_Australian]

20. Pull out a bazooka and shoot yourself in the foot with an axe.

Then you can bludgeon the bags and skeleton with the live grenade.
Then go west.
Then spontaneously combust for a while.
The go north.

[hyphenate]

21. look

bags


take bags

take apart skeleton

west

[Deja Q]

22. Turn off the text-based RPG circa 1982 and play Unreal Tournament instead

:rofl:

I'd actually rummage through the bags and bones... and not looking for something to bag with my bone! :spray:

[DrGonzoLives]

23. Go back up the stairs

Arm self to teeth
Buy high-power flashlights
Go back down stairs