NEW STD FOUND BY CDC....(joke alert)

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ATLANTA The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years.

Characteristics of individuals infected include:
Uncontrolled facial smirking,
Delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones,
Inability to incorporate new information,
Inability to accept responsibility for own actions,
Cowardice masked by misplaced bravado,
Ignorance of geography and history,
Tendencies towards evangelical theocracy,
Categorical all-or-nothing behavior.


Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago
from a Bush found in Texas.

Beware.