Write a HAIKU about the KUDZU thread

[El Fuego]

Like kudzu itself
It’s fucking ubiquitous.
The thing just won’t die.

[dolo amber]

1. ...

swag, he started it
I hope he gets a hairball
Hairball of kudzu

[mikeytherat]

2. .

Like tangled vines,
cannot eradicate it,
die die die die die

[El Fuego]

34. It's real tricky getting five syllables, eh?

;-)

[swag]

3. .

kudzu thread saves lives
naysayers ooze resentment
small shitty people

[mikeytherat]

4. ...

The damn kudzu thread
beats General Discussion
day in and day out

mikey_the_rat

[Arugula Latte]

5. Mine:

Like Bush Family
Kudzu thread keeps coming back
To fuck with us all

[LaurenG]

6. ...

I have never read KUDZU
the thread that will not be denied
it grows longer every day

[Swede]

7. Yo.

At last spring rain
Kudzu remains
I hurl
:puke:

[theophilus]

8. Here's one......

With tendrils growing,
The Thread and the clinging vine
Bring Laughter and Death.

[swag]

9. Man, that's tasty.

[begin_within]

10. OK,

the kudzu thread lives
people keep posting to it
while Democrats lose

[trackfan]

11. ok..

For the last few weeks
I have had the kudzu thread
hidden from my sight.

[anarch]

12. kudzu haiku

Crazy kudzu thread!
I won't open the fucker.
There it is again!

[Ron Mexico]

13. Someone explain it to me. Seriously.

This damn "Kudzu" thing
Don't even know what it means
And I'm not kidding

[LiberalEsto]

15. Kudzu

Kudzu is
the creeping vine from Hell
just like Republicans

[Ron Mexico]

19. Thanks

Does this Kuzdu thing
Lie to start illegal wars?
Just kidding of course.

[LiberalEsto]

20. No, but

It ate up the South
with its green slimy tendrils
like the GOP

[Ron Mexico]

21. Hmmm...

It sounds pretty bad
Like the festering chancre
"Leading" us right now

[Arugula Latte]

29. Bwa!

Good one! :thumbsup:

[Arugula Latte]

14. And another:

If we keep posting
Haiku poems, then this thread
Will be like "Kudzu"

:scared:

[Arugula Latte]

16. ... and yet another:

Swag, what have you done?
Your Kudzu, it cannot die
Swag, you have cursed us

[RetroLounge]

17. ok

never read the whole thread
cannot see a reason to
Will never get it

RL

[Arugula Latte]

18. Attention, poem writers:

Some of you don't know
Haiku must be 5-7-5
Syllables, that is

[miss_american_pie]

22. Well, technically, no

That 5-7-5 applies to Japanese kana which don't exactly translate into syllables.

So, unless you are writing in Japanese, the poem should be 17 syllables or less.

And I won't mention the present tense and nature rules. ;)

[Swede]

28. Attention poem police.

A haiku is generally accepted as three short lines,but 5-7-5 has been discarded years ago.

[Arugula Latte]

30. Well, crap.

Here I thought I was up on my Haiku Law ... But nooooo ... :banghead:

[dogday]

23. The Kudzu

it chokes the dear life
of limb and leaf day and night..
To die a slow death

[tigereye]

33. that's great!

[Blue-Jay]

24. ...

Kudzu, irritant
Just like sand in my butt-crack
Is it hate or love?

[SteppingRazor]

25. Here's mine

Thread that will not die
Like the plant for which it's named
Just die already

[Misunderestimator]

26. ...

kudzu smells like shit
before it strangles you dead
and then it gets kicked

[puerco-bellies]

27. ...

Bandwidth strangely spent
As kudzu eats continent
Why cube-rats lament?

[EstimatedProphet]

31. .

I've seen enough kudzu.
It used to be in my yard.
I won't read the thread.

[tigereye]

32. on and on and on

it perpetuates itself
like a plague of glee

Swag that wily knave
wrought such bits of amusement
with his verdant thread

still some rail against
this level of bemusement
calling it foul names


:)