Why are there gravelly-clawed miniature gerbils crawling in my throat?

[LaraMN]

Well, that's what it feels like. Spring colds SUCK! It's all Jack's fault- he's brought home some sort of dripping throat leprosy from preschool. I think they feed them crap grown in petri dishes for snack, to maintain an adequate number of absences to keep the class size down. Damn.it.
:P

[dolo amber]

1. I fear you may have done something horribly, horribly wrong

[LaraMN]

2. Again?

Isn't that my m.o.?

[DS1]

3. We're you thinking "Lemmiwinks" too?

:D

Sounds like his quest is nearly over

[dolo amber]

10. GMTA as usual, m'dear

;)

[anarch]

4. maybe they escaped from mine?

Somehow that description is completely accurate for how I felt the other day...it's somewhat better now, but I still intend to administer a strong dose of whiskey as soon as possible.

[LaraMN]

8. Can you get a wheel or something and lure them back?

I'm not keen on them.

[anarch]

12. yeah, neither was I

I gargled with peroxide and it seemed to help...even though it feels bizarre and tastes terrible. That and salt water. And whiskey (but don't just gargle with that...)

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. Does your husband know what you were doing with Richard Gere?

x(

[LaraMN]

7. MY gerbils were not rolled in cocaine, thank you.

I have behavioral standards.

[riona]

6. would this help?

[LaraMN]

9. Is it 2-ply?

I wonder if she uses that in bathroom? It could get a bit cumbersome in that scenario.

[billyskank]

11. No she has another one strapped to her back for that

obviously. :P

[riona]

13. but she is prepared to issue the tissue.