Who would you want to see eaten by dogs on national TV?

[Taverner]

Poll question: Who would you want to see eaten by dogs on national TV?

Only choose one now :)

And NO substitutions. No filling in O'Reilly or Limbaugh....

[LaraMN]

1. Define "Eaten." Insufficient context.

;)

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Out of that group, it's totally J-Lo. What a fucking whore.

Ugly, disgusting, talentless rotten yucky despicable whore.

Yeah, some of the others are despicable, too, but J-Lo is just so totally from the depths of the hell itself.

[Taverner]

3. Tell us how you really feel :)

[blondeatlast]

14. Don't hold back there! nt

[TrogL]

4. Robb

[Duer 157099]

5. Gosh, and here I was going to say "cat poop"

[skygazer]

6. None of the above

I like dogs and wouldn't wish the sour stomach that would result on any of them.

[Twillig]

7. If you post a poll for "eaten by ants"

or something worse, preferably far worse, then can we vote for Limbaugh, Hannity, etc. etc. et al?

[havocmom]

8. Hey, where's "All of the above"?

:shrug:

[maveric]

9. "Wolfie", eaten by dogs!

The poor dogs may get violently ill though.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. I'm going with Tucker Carlson.

There would be something very satisfying about coming upon a pack of feral dogs, lying fat and satisifed in the sun, and one of them pukes up Tucker's bow tie...

[blondeatlast]

13. They'll have to cough up his pretty, pretty hair...

He's ditched the bow tie. I kid not (warning: GD thread): http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x917317

Also a Lounge thread:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5019779&mesg_id=5019779

[LiberalEsto]

11. All of the above

except Brian Williams. And could they be wolves instead of dogs?

[Initech]

12. All of the above plus every conservative assclown on TV

[RebelOne]

22. Especially Sean Hannity. I hate that assclown.

[DainBramaged]

23. You mean Mr. Personality? I hear he does great house rebuilds

Someday that arrogant cocksucker will be back fixing sidewalks and aluminum siding again. I wonder how much he takes from his "sponsors" to keep from bad-mouthing them. Come to think of it, what sponsors? Does he even have decent sponsors on radio or TV that aren't dick enlargement pills, hair regrowth, or improve your eyesight without glasses scammers?

Conservatives, always worried about their penis, hair, and trying to find both without their glasses.

[Initech]

28. I have special fates reserved for Hannity and Limbaugh

They both get the honor of fighting to their deaths when we bring back ancient Roman gladiator games.

Either that or we toss them into a pit with some rabid wolverines.

[cosmic _mind]

15. I think it would be really nice

to see Ann Coulter eaten by rabid dogs...someone should do an animation of this. It would make me very happy.

[njdemocrat106]

19. If they weren't rabid before they devoured her...

they certainly would be afterwards.

Ann Coulter, quite possibly of the most despicable people on earth.

[YouthInAsia]

16. Bu$h

[MiniMandaRuth]

17. Ashlee Simpson.

:banghead:

"Oh, I know that the microphone was near my waist when my voice came on, but my band started playing the wrong song!!!!!1111!!!"

Yeah. From a musicians point of view, they were the only ones with any talent on-stage, and they got blamed. Great.

[Floogeldy]

18. This thread is evil and reeks of Freeperism.

[SofaKingLiberal]

21. Those clapping hands don't always seem to go with your posts. n/t

[LeftyMom]

20. JHo

I can't tell you just how I feel about the nasty fur whoring bitch, because the language would make the preceding descriptors look tame.

[bikebloke]

27. A D-grade "actor"

Why do they always trot her out for the Academy Awards? The one day of the year I haul my telly out of the closet to watch broadcast television (the rest of the time I haul it out for an ocassional DVD) and there she is. Ruins a guilty pleasure.

[Liberalynn]

24. Okay I'll pick one of your choices to follow the "rules"

but in my own heart and mind, I too will still be voting for Ann Coulter. :rofl:

[LSK]

25. Tucker easily

He is right up there with Rush or Hannity except nobody watches him.

[NewWaveChick1981]

26. We only get one choice???

And why not O'Lielly or Limpdick? I'd gladly pay to watch either get torn apart by wild animals.

[philosophie_en_rose]

29. Dogs should not eat trash.

That is all.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

30. My ex.

:evilgrin:

[Ediacara]

31. Locking

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