New Brazilian joke

[jmowreader]

Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney and George Bush were fishing for piranhas in the Rio Orinoco in Brazil. Lunchtime came and they opened their coolers.

Rumsfeld looked into his with a scowl. "Filet mignon sandwiches! Not again! I've been eating filet mignon sandwiches for thirty years and I'm sick of filet mignon sandwiches. If there's a filet mignon sandwich in my lunch tomorrow, I swear I'll throw myself into this river."

Cheney also scowled. "Yeah, I know caviar is good and all, but come on! Forty years of it? Every day? I'm following you in if there's caviar in my lunch tomorrow."

Bush scowled at his lunch too. "I know what you mean, Dead-Eye. Geeze! Peanut butter and jelly for the last twenty-five years. I see it tomorrow, I'm jumping in with you two."

Next day comes...Rumsfeld had a filet mignon sandwich, Cheney had caviar and Bush had peanut butter and jelly. Well...to make a long story short, by the time the piranhas were finished their skeletons were polished and white.

At the memorial service, Rumsfeld's wife was beside herself. "If he only would have asked! I could have made him any lunch he wanted."

Cheney's wife was sitting in a puddle of black tears. "It didn't have to be caviar! We have lots of food!"

Pickles was sitting there shaking her head. "Don't ask me about that dumbass husband of mine. He packs his own lunch."