Does anyone know of sentences/phrases that sound dirty but aren't?

[Wapsie B]

Such as: Do you swallow? Do you shave?

:evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

1. "Oh, you can just herk me off right now."

:hide:

[KitchenWitch]

2. I masticated this evening.

[nytemare]

4. Ohhhhhhhhhh!

I'm telling.

[Wapsie B]

5. Naughty KW!

:spank:

[ZombieNixon]

6. You'll go blind!!!

AAAAHH! :scared:

:silly:

[Deja Q]

8. I can matriculate longer than you can!

:rofl:

[nytemare]

3. Her uvula dangled precariously in the back of her throat.

:D

[rug]

7. Come again?

[Sparkly]

9. Wednesday is hump day!!

:shrug:

[arwalden]

10. Granddad gave Grandmother a pearl necklace.

Aunt Betty gets a facial every Friday.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

51. I loved living in New Orleans--all the streets were named after people

which lent itself to phrases like, "Go down on Martin Luther King and then get off on General Pershing." It's like gay porn starring historical figures!

[graywarrior]

11. I'm coming!

[Wapsie B]

13. That's a great one!

[hfojvt]

12. like the dirtiest line in television - "Ward

you were a little bit hard on the Beaver last night."

[XemaSab]

14. "trip the spam filter"

[petronius]

15. "I just boned a chicken."

[begin_within]

16. Just soya dumplings.

[bridgit]

17. wanna come see what's in my box...

[Wapsie B]

23. oh naughty naughty!

[mykpart]

18. Stay out of my drawers.

[Wapsie B]

26. Look at that cock..............

pheasant

[wildhorses]

19. I want a pearl necklace

please....



see that it is already posted as the grandfather gave the grandmother ...think I will leave it anyway

[wildhorses]

20. why don't you come upstairs and see me sometime?

[wildhorses]

21. how you doing?

[Wapsie B]

24. i'm doing fine.

how are you?

[Wapsie B]

22. That's fine. I saw yours first anyway.

[Vektor]

25. "Rode hard, and put away wet."

I mean COME ON! That's pretty bad.

[Wapsie B]

27. Yes it is.

I agree with that one.

[Vektor]

29. It's actually a leap to think of it as NOT obscene.

I remember one of my teachers said that to me after a particularly rigorous recess - I was ten. I came home crying to my Mom, because I thought the teacher was accusing me of having sex. My mom had to sit me down to explain the colloquialism.

It was a scene.

[Wapsie B]

30. Yes I agree.

I've always thought of it in a sexual nature.

[XemaSab]

28. Especially surrounded by pix of Kerry

:hide:

[Vektor]

31. Dammit, woman.

You've caused my "C.B." to engorge.

[XemaSab]

32. If I laugh so hard I have an asthma attack and die

it's your fault!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!

[Vektor]

34. Oh dear.

So telling you about how I have sewn a break-away patch into the front of all my pajamas in case of engorgement might upset you, then?

[XemaSab]

35. I better pre-emptively call the ambulance...

You NASTY girl!!!! :rofl:

[Vektor]

37. I hope it doesn't rupture.

It's a small bit, but the shrapnel is deadly.

How do you think Kerry got those three purple hearts, and that one distinguished "Purple Sword"?

[XemaSab]

39. You going to Boston?

You going to bring your senatorial scabbard?

[Vektor]

40. Heh.

I am definitely going. I have all the arrangements made!

It is going to RAWK.

[Vektor]

36. Oh dude...

I started a "politicians I'd make the beast with two backs with" thread.

Go post the shirtless Dean picture, and objectify him.

Or maybe the one of the two of you and your lurid, impassioned gaze.

[Random_Australian]

33. No. No-one does. *puts fingers in ears*

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala not listening.

[Wetzelbill]

38. Basketball Announcer: Oh Lebron just gave Kobe a facial!!!!!

:)

[Seabiscuit]

41. The thief "absconded with the family jewels"

[Wapsie B]

42. Not the family jewels.

That would hurt!

[Evoman]

43. True Story

I was helping my girlfriend move, when my brother phoned me. When he asked me what I was doing, I said, "I'm packing her box". He was quiet for a few seconds....and then I had to explain that I was literally helping her pack a box of stuff.

BAAADDD

[Wapsie B]

45. Oh that was bad.

:rofl:

[Cannikin]

44. I was caught in the rain and my pussy got soaking wet.

[Wapsie B]

46. Great one!!

:rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

47. Some day my prince will come.......N/T

[Wapsie B]

49. Are you coming yet?

[AngryAmish]

48. "The French Open"

[Wapsie B]

50. I'm having a box lunch at the Y.