Busted!

[LaraMN]

After Jack insisted that he couldn't eat his breakfast this morning, I walked into the dining room to find THIS:



He also shoved a bunch down the back of his diaper for...later...I guess.

[progmom]

1. what a smile!!!

:rofl:

[LaraMN]

9. Yeah, that's his "HI! I'm not doing anything wrong" grin.

He presently has orange hands up to his wrists.:rofl:

[progmom]

14. that's hilarious

:rofl:

I think that's a boy thing.... "if i flirt with her, she definitely can't be mad!"

[LaraMN]

19. I think you're right!

He is a HUGE flirt in public. He blows everyone kisses and cocks his head to the side and grins this fake "shy" smile. At a restaurant once, he didn't want to leave until he had hugged all the waitstaff. He's a very fun kid. I wouldn't change a thing about him (well, maybe his eating habits- at present, he won't eat ANY of his dinner until I leave the table.:crazy: )

[marzipanni]

39. What a kid! I have an" ancient" story that I love

from my family before the third brother and I were born. In 1946 my parents took the two older brothers, then one and almost three yrs. old, to an old resort on Cape Cod. College girls waited on tables in the dining room there; each group of tables had the same waitress every day. My brother's waitress winked and smiled at him at each meal as she walked by on her way to and from the kitchen. After a few days of watching the waitress go by, he suddenly announced to my mom,'"She flashing she's eyes at me! Take off my bib, I want to go see her!"

[Sugar Smack]

2. OMG!!!!

:rofl: That is SO CUTE!

[LaraMN]

10. Thanks! The only reason I discovered the diaper stash was because

he leaned back and I heard an audible "crunch!" He had ALOT of them in there!:rofl:

[Gormy Cuss]

3. Well, maybe he just intended to skip breakfast and go straight to snacks

The diaper stash, I'm not so sure about that strategy. :D

[LaraMN]

11. Yeah, his Dad's going to be disappointed when he finds out his chip stash

has been raided. SophieMN got into them too. Oh well- I guess he shouldn't leave them where small hands can reach them!

[Shell Beau]

4. He looks like such a mischievous cutie!

[LaraMN]

12. He is! He's getting quite sneaky in his old age, but this was not quite

a discreet execution of naughtiness!

[Shell Beau]

25. Hahaha! The cheese on the mouth kind of gave it away, not to

mention the Dorito bag!! :7

[Blue-Jay]

5. HAHA! Cute!

[LaraMN]

13. Thanks!

I'm rather fond of the little turd, myself!

[XNASA]

6. Ah. Nuthin' like doritos for breakfast.

I like washing mine down with a warm beer. But I guess he's a little too young yet.

[LaraMN]

15. He topped his off with some juicy juice with vitamin drops.

Give him a few years, though...

[billyskank]

7. He doesn't look very ashamed, either

:hi:

[LaraMN]

16. He only gets ashamed if I'm notably mad at him.

It's hard to portray "mad" when you're snorting and laughing at someone. :7

[0007]

8. Great smile!

[LaraMN]

17. Aw, thanks! He's always had very expressive grin.

When he was a baby, he pretty much went from blank slate to ray of sunshine, once he learned to smile.

[alarcojon]

18. At least they ain't Cheetos!

That orange crap around the mouth and face.....

[LaraMN]

20. Yeah- they'd be worse!

and he looooves cheetos! The kid could live off bananas, milk, and cheetos. How are you doing? I was sad to hear about your medical issues.

[alarcojon]

22. Thank you for your concern

Right now everything is going as well as could be hoped for. I am comfortable physically, mentally, and spiritually and happy to be able to be among my online community.

[LaraMN]

23. I'm glad to hear it!

You have so many people concerned for you! I'm keeping you in my thoughts. :hug: :)

[marzipanni]

21. Uh-oh, my son started his salt addiction at a young age, too

The first time he had corn chips was on a camping trip with his dad, aunt , uncle , cousin and me when he was almost two.. They brought cornchips, and it wasn't long before he adopted that as is food of choice at the campground. We have a picture of him walking around the campsite holding his feedbag- a large bag of cornchips almost as deep as he was tall!
Jack looks awfully cute caught in the act with his orange fingers and smile!

[LaraMN]

24. Sounds like a life-long passion!

:rofl:

I bet Jack would be quite fond of your son- assuming he likes to share his corn chips! Jack has yet to encounter a type of chip he doesn't like.

[marzipanni]

37. My son and Jack would hit it off

my son is eleven now, and still loves salty stuff. He has his own salt shaker filled with Dead Sea salt he discovered at the bulk section of the food coop!
Will loves kids, and wants to babysit soon. If you lived near us, he'd be introducing Jack to salsa, his latest food passion (with chips, of course).

[RevCheesehead]

30. When my nephew was less than a year old,

my mom gave him some lemon from her water. He made the funniest face, somewhere between utter disgust and sheer pleasure. So every time we went out, we gave him a lemon. Now the kid is 13, and can sit down and eat a whole bag full of lemons in one sitting.

Kids are amazing, ain't they? :)

[marzipanni]

36. LOL! That is funny- but ,( and I hate to be an old mother hen)

I love lemon , too, and ever since I was a kid my mom has reminded me that her sister damaged her tooth enamel by eating lemons. Maybe your nephew uses flouride rinse to strengthen his enamel...? ;)

[tigereye]

26. that is an adorably cute!

(and "butter wouldn't melt in my mouth") grin. He's destined for the stage.


I love that age.

[LaraMN]

27. Thanks!

I don't doubt that his phenomenal theatrics could lead to some eventual calling. He's got more personality in his pinky than I've got in my whole body- and that's saying alot!:rofl:

[Wapsie B]

28. Oh oh.........

that's a VERY cute smile. Just remember that when he's a teen and breaking girl's hearts with it. :)

[LaraMN]

32. Oh I know- the cuter they are, the more trouble...

My eight year old has girls giggling and trailing him around the neighborhood. I laugh now, but...

[Wapsie B]

38. Oh boy Mommy

you're gonna have your hands full. Heartbreakers............

[BigMcLargehuge]

29. Jack! That's nacho breakfast!!!!!!

Great Pic!!!!! What a smile!!!!!!

I am going to save it to show to my kids.

[LaraMN]

33. "That's nacho breakfast,"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

31. You know, Jack's a smart guy.

Maybe I should try shoving Doritos down my pants. It'd be better than accumulating the unwanted calories. :)


Jack: :loveya:

[LaraMN]

34. Omg! "The diaper diet!" Well, the situation has turned.

I just retrieved him from the upstairs bathroom where he was dumping out shampoo and eating toilet paper. Good lord. :eyes: :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

35. Maybe he needs more fiber in his diet.

You might want to hide the newspapers, too. :rofl:

[Mutley]

40. That is adorable.

:D

I love when toddlers try to be sneaky.

I used to babysit a boy who once hid three snack cakes down his pants for... later. I found them when I changed his diaper. :rofl:

[leeroysphitz]

41. Little stinker. :)

[EstimatedProphet]

42. Hey! I have a set of dishes that match your tablecloth!

I was going to put them on Ebay...interested?

[EstimatedProphet]

43. Actually, I was serious...

[rbnyc]

44. LMAO

What a mug!

[bridgit]

45. well, at least he's 'good with it'...

:rofl: :thumbsup:

[bigwillq]

46. Oh he's so cute!

:hi:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

47. Ornery little fella...

Doritos down the back of the diaper...that's something I've never heard before. What a character! And he's cute too!
Duckie

[Dangerously Amused]

48. Quick, alert the Surgeon General.

You've discovered Doritious Buttus, the TRUE cause of diaper rash!



OMG, he is ADORABLE! And come on Lara... "breakfast" is a completely relative term anyway...