Rabrrrrrrrr's vacation in Hell:

[Thtwudbeme]

http://www.preciousmoments.com/park/attractions/

[derby378]

1. Located in Cathage, MO - right in the Ozarks

Can't say I'm all that surprised, really. What a country!

[seemunkee]

2. Love the look on this girls face

"What the Hell did you bring me here for?"

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. "We're ignorant Christians, so we only support nice art."

"Only nice art, because anything else is from the devil. Must be nice. Why can't more artists just do nice art? Oh, and the beating of my wife and the abuse of my son, that's Biblical, not abuse at all."

[izzybeans]

3. I wanted to ask "Is this a joke?" But then I remembered Disneyland,

Disneyworld, Eurodisney, etc. It looks like an imitation of a simulacrum; a figurine mimicking a cartoon character.

on edit: it is also the type of place that college students go to with a bag a mushrooms (the funny cow-dung kind). That and Graceland.

[mikeytherat]

4. They have virtual tours of the chapel and a stained-glass collage

You MUST see them!

:puke:

mikey_the_rat

[Thtwudbeme]

6. I have...in person. I still have PTSD from it.

It was horrible; even more horrible I was a guest of someone who took me there. I couldn't say a fucking word.

[mikeytherat]

8. I read that in the other thread. I am truly, deeply sorry for you.

:hug:

mikey_the_rat

[RevCheesehead]

7. Wedding Island???

OMG - if you meet someone who wants to be married there - RUN!!!!

:rofl:

[imperialismispasse]

27. That was my exact reaction too

:wtf:

[AlienGirl]

29. Horrifyingly, they have a "honeymoon suite"

Can you imagine what kind of deranged lunatic could enjoy their wedding night in a room decorated with "Precious Moments" stuff?!

Tucker

[In_The_Wind]

9. Let's buy him a ticket t get there.

:evilgrin:

[seemunkee]

14. Make it one-way and steal his credit cards

[In_The_Wind]

22. I could make it one way.

But you'll have to steal his credit cards. I don't do that sort of thing.

[seemunkee]

24. OK, as long as I can max them out.

I don't work for free.

[In_The_Wind]

25. I won't provide bail money.

Don't get caught!

[DainBramaged]

10. So where are the rides?

Highway to Hell roller coaster? Dancing dildos water ride? Condom Mountain scary ride? Abortion clinic burn down fun center? Hanging tree for Gays?:sarcasm:

I cannot imagine people having the desire to visit a place like this.

And don't forget to visit the gift shop

[mikeytherat]

11. The "Dancing Dildos Water Ride" is on the Isle of Lesbos

You really should check it out - its pretty cool, and the only reason to visit the Pweshus Moments Theme Park!

:evilgrin:

mikey_the_rat

[realisticphish]

12. Boring as hell for the whole family

seriously, what the hell are you supposed to DO there?

[Tyler Durden]

13. Dog have mercy.

I can't imagine what they think a supreme being is like if he gets off on this campy bullshit.

[Hissyspit]

15. Aagh! Rabrrrrrrrr's not the only one!

"The Chapel is considered an architectural masterpiece by many..."

Many WHATS??

[merh]

16. OMG - if you have diabetes you better not go to this place

and the surrounding dentists offices must be making a fortune. :freak:








pssssst -- for you Thtwudbeme ;)
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5021070&mesg_id=5021081

:hi:

[Thtwudbeme]

17. Nooooo!

I am not the culprit!

ThtwudNOTbeme

[merh]

18. ....

:shrug: It was just too easy! ;)



:hug:

[Shine]

19. LOL!

just for YOU, Rabrrrrrr....:evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. Thanks. Now I feel perfectly violated.

:grr:

[Shine]

21. OK, Here's something to make you laugh, instead:

Too funny...:rofl: :hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

23. I love it!

[xmas74]

26. That shithole is just a few hours from me.

I've refused to visit it all these years but know someone that married there.

[Rabrrrrrr]

28. I'm thinking that even the grace of Easter will not get you out of the

hell you have put yourself into with this vicious demonstration of the politics of personal destruction.

:spank:

:hi: