I'm bored. Play with me.

[LaraMN]

[ZombieNixon]

1. OK!

:bounce:

Umm...whaddaya wanna play? :shrug:

[LaraMN]

2. That game with the ball that swings around a pole on a rope.

I've never played it.

[ZombieNixon]

3. That ball had a confrontation with a certain potion of my anatomy once.

The larger ball won. x(

[LaraMN]

4. Tetherball!

That's what it's called! I couldn't play it when I was growing up, because tetherball was "for the dorks." Now I feel that I've missed out. Damn society and their unreasonable social constructs!

[ZombieNixon]

7. Damn you, tetherball! Damn yooooooou!

x(

[LaraMN]

10. Well, you only need one that works, right?

Just make sure you don't get hit on the other side.

[billyskank]

12. You mean they're like kidneys?

Can you donate a nad? Does anybody ever do that?

"Poor little Jimmy. He needs a nad transplant."

[LaraMN]

22. I doubt it. If that were the case, somebody would've given Bush and co.

a pair by now.

[billyskank]

26. Unfortunately that's just a figure of speech

Bush's nads seem to work well enough, as evidenced by the existence of the terrible twins. :(

[ZombieNixon]

13. Well, they still work,

but there was a rip in the space-time continuum that day.

Every time an innocent man gets hit the balls, God kills a kitten.

:cry:

[billyskank]

8. Everybody gets a swingball in the nads some time

it's like a rite of passage. For boys, anyway. :rofl:

[LaraMN]

11. Well, I fell on my bike in a bad way, once.

But I still had a bunch of kidlets, so I guess it's ok.

[billyskank]

14. Well duh

your nads are safely protected inside, silly! Not swinging precariously where any rogue swingball/crossbar/whatever can clobber 'em. :rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

17. The male anatomy is a pretty good argument against intelligent design,

isn't it? x(

[billyskank]

21. Fugly too

I hate it when I go somewhere with a big mirror in the bathroom, it's like, OH MAN!! x(

[Evoman]

25. Speak for yourself

Mine is so perfect, english scientists use it to calibrate their instruments.

[billyskank]

29. Now that's a picture I don't wanna imagine

:scared:

[ZombieNixon]

28. Yeah, I mean, if you saw something like that stuck on a tree,

you'd just think...naaaaah...

It's like there was an extra bit that nature didn't know what to do with. x(

[LaraMN]

31. Yeah- they aren't all too aesthetically appealing.

But they have their uses, right? ;)

[billyskank]

34. I guess all consideration was given to function

and none to form. :)

[ZombieNixon]

38. Men are all about fuctionality over aesthetics.

Substance over style, right? ;)

[LaraMN]

19. Yeah- but there's always the psychological aspect.

It was borderline traumatic.:P

[ZombieNixon]

15. As I said above,

every time and innocent man gets hit in the balls, God kills a kitten. :cry:

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. You never played tetherball?

That's so sad. :cry:

I was the third-best tetherball player at Fremont School. Only Randy Upchurch and a chick whose name I forget could beat me.

"ROPES!"

[LaraMN]

9. Never.

But "appropriate adult social behavior" be damned! I'm gonna learn!

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. Some rules

as I remember 'em.

No ropes. No holds. No bouncies.

O' course, you gotta stay in the circle, and you can't cross the line.

[billyskank]

23. And aim for your opponent's weak spot

i.e., his nads. :evilgrin:

[LaraMN]

24. Does a "bouncie" occur if I fail to wear a sports bra?

Or is that something entirely different?:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

35. I dunno

I was in fourth grade when I was a tetherball stud. Breasts were never an issue. :shrug:

[jpgray]

5. Oh boo fucking hoo. Or Konichi-waaaaaah if you will

:cry:

I'll try to keep an open mind though. You can probably feel the breeze from it as I type.

[LaraMN]

16. You have a heart of stone. stone. Possibly mica; flaky and fragile,

but more likely something akin to what peppers my parent's driveway; dirty, misshapen, and unpleasant to bite.

[jpgray]

20. No schist. But that wasn't a very gneiss thing to say.

I'd have to say I am a truly compassionate soul. I'd have to say, because no one else would.

[LaraMN]

30. Agate ya'. I really do.

I think you'd gypsum poor fool for a quartzer, I do.

[jpgray]

36. "Gypsum?" Never expected to hear such a racist sediment from you

A miner fault for the sake of sarchasm, I suppose.

[LaraMN]

37. You're back?! I thought you were fell'd, sparring.

I see my minions failed. I guess you were boulder than I thought.

[jpgray]

40. Enough--bite your tongue

Better yet, let me do it. :rofl:

I have to meet someone for lunch, and then go to work. Geology can be fun. :patriot:

[LaraMN]

41. Have fun!

:toast:

[taterguy]

27. bored too

But stumped about ways we could entertain each other

[LaraMN]

32. Pantomime!

Oh, wait..

[taterguy]

33. would only work if we had webcams which I don't

[ZombieNixon]

39. You could do smiley pantomime!

:bounce:
:rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

42. but but

I want to go out and play on my trike.

[LaraMN]

43. I have a new bike!

I'll race ya!:bounce:

[In_The_Wind]

44. cool

except mine is gas powered

Will the race be fair?

[LaraMN]

46. Ummmm...no!

I can't pedal that fast! Not even for a cookie dough blizzard.

[In_The_Wind]

52. I'm waiting for a V-Rod to recharge its battery or we'd be gone now.

I have new highway pegs! http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5019192&mesg_id=5019192

[LaraMN]

54. Oh fun!

It's a beautiful day to be out on the highway, here- I'm guessing it must be where you are, too! What a great way to spend an afternoon.

[In_The_Wind]

55. 73.2°

Hudson Valley, New York

[atomic-fly]

45. I'll race ya!

[LaraMN]

47. Do you have DUI plates on that thing?

:rofl:

[atomic-fly]

48. i like to drink and ride

[taterguy]

51. I used to do that

Til I got in an argument with the sidewalk and lost

[Fleshdancer]

49. Red Rover Red Rover, let LaraMN come over!

run Lara run!!!! :D

[LaraMN]

50. Fuck! Shell Beau tripped me!

She LOOKS nice, but underneath it, she's a competitive maniac! :scared:

[Fleshdancer]

53. Damn it Shell beau! 5 minute time out for you missy.

I swear, that girl is nothing but trouble during recess.

[dpbrown]

56. Scrabble? Twister?

But jeez...put another shirt on, willya? You could put someone's eye out with those things...



:P