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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:01 PM
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Where do babies come from?
Edited on Thu Apr-13-06 01:04 PM by Misunderestimator
:rofl: I am kidding! :rofl: Please no explanations!








:silly: :P






:)

Oh yeah... this is a copycat.
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:02 PM
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1. Hot 'n' heavy herking. That's where.
:P
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:02 PM
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2. According to Sophie:
"Uhhhhhh....in seeds? Then they come out of the tummies. You know, I really don't understand what I'm saying."
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:03 PM
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3. .
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:05 PM
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4. From the cabbage patch, of course.
The stork brings them and then covers them with the cabbage leaves for the mommy to find in the morning.

If they've been very, very good mommies, that is.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:06 PM
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5. from minivans, of course
:hi:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:06 PM
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6. Not from me.
My wife is barren, and my seed can find no purchase there.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:07 PM
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7. I really prefer not to think about your seed
:hi:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:08 PM
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8. It's the stuff that dreams are made of.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:14 PM
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14. Like my dream last night
Where Dick Cheney was teaching me a secret handshake???
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:08 PM
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9. I thought the stork delivered them to the hospital!
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:10 PM
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10. I heard that the stork just lets them drop from about 3000 feet in the air
And then they bounce and bounce and bounce until they go through someone's open window.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:10 PM
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11. stay away from my kid
:scared:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:11 PM
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12. He's not a baby.
:P

Well, sometimes he is.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:40 PM
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20. when he's not being a cat
:thumbsup:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:21 PM
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15. I guess my window has been shut!
Edited on Thu Apr-13-06 01:22 PM by Shell Beau
x( Maybe I should open it! Wouldn't want a wittle baby to bust through the window and get all cut up!
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:23 PM
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17. Oh, they only bounce through open windows... you shouldn't worry.
They are very talented little buggers.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:12 PM
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13. Ignored prayer.
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Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:23 PM
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16. they are little gifts sent down from heaven above!
Edited on Thu Apr-13-06 01:23 PM by Ava
uhh.. yeah.. right.

:rofl:
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:24 PM
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18. Cleveland
all babies come from Cleveland.

That's why they cry all the time. :D
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:39 PM
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19. It's true.
:cry:
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:40 PM
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21. up in there
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