What makes you go batshit crazy?

[dr.strangelove]

[RandomKoolzip]

1. LSD spiked with angel dust

[dr.strangelove]

7. I prefer my LSD neat

with a twist

[Deep13]

2. ergotism

[madinmaryland]

4. ergotism?

is that too much ergonomics?

:shrug:

[dr.strangelove]

6. LOL

:D

[Deep13]

9. A neurological disorder from consuming ergot.

http://botit.botany.wisc.edu/toms_fungi/oct99.html

[madinmaryland]

19. I had never heard of that.

Thanks for the info!!

[azmouse]

3. People with 'W' bumperstickers on their cars.

What idiots!!!

[dr.strangelove]

8. Yeah, we should be allowed to tear those things off of cars.

[taught_me_patience]

5. Trying to play golf...

drives me utterly insane!!

other things include:
reading free republic
watching sean hanity or pat robertson on tv
work
people who drive slow in the left lane (get out!!!!!!)
american idol
L.A. Police force
People who try to sue you for no real reason

[FuzzySlippers]

10. Windchimes.

[dr.strangelove]

11. GET OUT!

I love wind chimes, preferrably the wood ones with the hollow sound.

[FuzzySlippers]

13. Random, unpredictable noise

drives me absofuckinglutely batshit crazy.

[dr.strangelove]

20. absofuckinglutely batshit crazy - a new level

[underpants]

12. The voices

THE VOICES NEVER CEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[underpants]

14. AND my neighbor's dog

talk talk talk talk talk won't shut up

[dr.strangelove]

21. Is the dog named Sam

Actually the dog was not names Sam if I recall correctly. Sam was one of the people who lived by his house though.

[MiniMandaRuth]

15. When netflix stopped sending DVDs so fast!

You used to be able to get the DVDs one day BEFORE they said they would be there, now it's like, one day after.

[dr.strangelove]

22. I hate netflix

stopped using them and went back to the local indie store.

[ZombieNixon]

16. Bra-less ladies.

:D

[tjwash]

17. Calling someone a total "looser"

I don't know why, but it just does. Anyone past the 6th grade should be able to spell simple words correctly, especially if you are going to post on an internet message board THAT PROVIDES A FREAKING SPELL CHECKER.

It just makes me go :argh:

[Mad_Dem_X]

18. Yes, bad spellers

Especially the misuse of the appostrophe!!!!!!!!!!!! :grr:

[uppityperson]

23. The male robin flying into my window every 10=30 sec all day

trying to scare off his reflection while staking out his territory waiting for the female robins to show up. The cats are enjoying the show, but 5 am is too dang early to be woken up by thunk, thunk, thunk, thunk, thunk, thunk, thunk. Oh yes, waking me up at 5am.

[BlueIris]

24. TMI.

People--keep your nasty shit to yourselves. When I'm in line trying to order pie and coffee, I don't need to hear about the thirty-minute proctology appointment you just got out of. Seriously.

[dr.strangelove]

27. Now that you mention it

I was getting examined this morning and during the invasive finger gouge, they found a ...

I heard a guy talking on his cell phone about polyps and other things I did not want to hear before I ordered my pizza.

[BlueIris]

29. GOD. The worst it ever was, I had to sit in an airport and listen

to a woman blather loudly on her cellphone to her friend about her various interesting forms of repro health damage, apparently discovered during two recent ultrasounds, and how they were impairing her fertility. It was a crowded seating area and there was nowhere to move to without losing my spot near the boarding gate. That? For various reasons, including the fact that listening to people talk about personal, private medical stuff that touches on painful, upsetting subjects for many is upsetting to me, WAS SO GODDAMN AWFUL. Especially because, as often occurs when you are dealing with someone spewing TMI, I got to learn about the rest of her psychoses, including some really troubling entitlement mentality. "And I'm going to a new specialist on Monday because I wasn't happy with those results." The results, I happened to know, weren't the kind of thing you can make magically disappear by going to a new doctor. I hate it when people apply their consumerist, "Well, I want it to be this way, so it should be" attitude to activities like acquiring health care. Wanting to be able to produce a bunch of children doesn't mean you're going to be able to. You'd think people over the age of twelve would understand that. People with reasoning skills. Boundaries. TMI makes Iris BATSHIT for GOOD REASON.

[dr.strangelove]

31. That is enough to make dr.strangelove go absofuckinglutely batshit crazy

[Blue_Roses]

25. people who nit-pick grammar

it's one thing if it's for publishing...

[BlueIris]

33. There are so few things more rude than that.

Grrrrr.

[Deep13]

26. Grammatical errors

:evilgrin:

[dr.strangelove]

28. LOL

THAT WAS GOOD COMEDY

[Left Is Write]

30. People who proudly voted for W and would happily do it again.

People who think W is the greatest president in American History.

People who think John Kerry is an elitist flip-flopper who never "had a plan."

[KatyMan]

32. Getting batshit on my head

drives me batshit crazy. Or, well, it would if it ever happened...I'm just sayin'...

[dr.strangelove]

34. I love batshit on the head

good for the hair follicles and the pores.

[ceile]

35. when people don't use blinkers.

I hate them.....

[maveric]

36. Those that equate GWB with Jesus Christ!

My head explodes and I tend to say unJesus-like things to them.

[Deep13]

37. People who refuse to accept GWB as the messiah!

:evilgrin:
Please accept this pamphlet. Have you ever wondered what GWB's plan is for you?

[Brigid]

38. You mean other than Dubya?

Since he's already been mentioned, I'll go with: Irina Derevko on the TV show "Alias." The woman seriously needs a bullet between her eyes. If you saw what she did just before the show went on hiatus last December, you know what I mean. :evilgrin:

[riderinthestorm]

39. Cruelty and fundies of any stripe.

Huh I'm seeing a connection there....

[EstimatedProphet]

40. I wouldn't know. I'm not batshit crazy.

[VelmaD]

41. people who misspell "y'all"

It's not "ya'll" dammit - the apostrophe goes where the missing letters would be.

[dr.strangelove]

45. I think I am guilty of that sometimes

[u4ic]

42. That I can't find REGULAR toothpaste anymore

it's all whitening, or sensitive, or antibacterial, or extreme :grr:

And then there's that new Aquafresh, designed to cluster bomb your mouth with fricking Fisherman's Friend flavour! :puke:

:wtf:

[Random_Australian]

43. My own mind, of course. n/t

[enigmatic]

44. hypocrisy

Gender, racial, religious, political; it doesn't matter to me. Ugh..

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

46. My mother

[NewWaveChick1981]

47. People who talk on the cell phone while taking care of "business" in a

public restroom. :spank: That's incredibly rude---even worse than idiots who get in line at the grocery store/drug store/whatever public place and hold up the line because they can't talk and transact business at the same time. I had to use the facilities at Chick-Fil-A a couple of months ago, and there was a woman talking to her boss in the next stall, and she was performing all of her biological functions at the same time. I was so pissed that I made sure to flush the toilet TWICE (it was VERY loud, lol!) to make sure he/she heard it. As I left, I heard her trying to explain why she was in the bathroom while she was talking on the phone. I'm so evil! :evilgrin: However, I think I made my point.