Will anyone kill me?

[TK421]

Please? I just need a killing, and I don't think that's asking for too much....:evilgrin:

[EstimatedProphet]

1. You're looking for volunteers?

[TK421]

4. Yeah...you interested?

[djeseru]

2. Nah, they put you in jail for that kind of thing.

:hi:

[TK421]

5. Awwww, come on! I hear jail isn't that bad!

;)

[djeseru]

6. Really? Well, if you say so.

;-)

[wildhorses]

3. WTF???

there is such a thing occuring known as suicide by cops...
whereby the individual purposelys antogonizes the situation until there is no option except to shoot to kill...cowardly way to go IMO

[TK421]

7. This post was in jest...sorry if you took it to heart

:toast: ( although, you would be doing me a favor )

[wildhorses]

8. sounds like you need a...

:hug::toast:

[TK421]

9. I'm on my seventh right now...thanks.

[Skittles]

10. how about a quality ass-kicking?

I won't break your arm, I will just bend it a little

[TK421]

12. Sure...bring it on, however...I can't take a threat like that too

seriously when it comes from a person named Skittles....but hey...I've had plenty a sugar-rush from these things as a kid, so I'm guessing it will be interesting! :popcorn:

[Redstone]

11. Nah, don't feel like it today. Ask again tomorrow.

Redstone

[TK421]

13. What if I'm not in the mood to die tomorrow? Hmmmm? What about that?

:think:

[Redstone]

14. Well, then you'll have to wait until your mood and mine coincide.

Life just works like that sometimes. What, you expected it would be CONVENIENT?

Redstone

[SofaKingLiberal]

15. Okay, what's your address?

:bounce: