"Satan has been Paralyzed" and other fundie album covers.

[maveric]

Bad album covers.http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/
Please feel free to add your findings.


Why are they so happy?


"Karatist Preacher"?? :wtf:






Do they shop at Walmart?


This one has been around DU before.

[Blue_Tires]

1. Al Davis made christian albums before owning the Raiders?

[leeroysphitz]

2. Thank god somebody finally invented HIPNESS and made

this type of thing obsolete.

[azmouse]

3. Why do they all feel the need to dress alike?

:banghead:

[TK421]

4. Well that's odd...I can still move my arms and legs just fine! What the

hell would make them say I'm paralyzed? :shrug:

[Random_Australian]

5. Note: It's God's power that gave him karate strength, of course

his karate instructor had nothing to do with it.

Fundie logic 1001 that is.

[ghostsofgiants]

6. Larger versions of "Satan is Real"

Because it kicks ass.

[TK421]

7. DAMN IT! That is NOT what I look like!!!! Here.....for the LAST TIME

[Jed Dilligan]

10. The Louvin Bros. are rad musicians

You should hear their song "Great Atomic Power"

[Dr Fate]

12. That is the best White gospel LP of all time- no kidding.

That record kicks ass- intense imagery and soaring harmonies- very Byrdsy.

featuring hot licks from Chet Atkins too...

[meegbear]

31. If he's real, why do they have a "faux-Satan" on the cover?

Did the real one want a cut in the royalties? :shrug:

[Bridget Burke]

33. Charlie & Ira Louvin designed the cover.

They made the cardboard Satan & set up the rocks. The rocks contained moisture & began exploding when the fires were lit. However, the shoot ended before anyone was killed.

The Louvins played secular music as well as sacred. And they sang the sacred music with the special fervor of those who KNOW they are in serious risk of going to Hell. Especially the late Ira; that's him with the mandolin:


Gram Parsons was a big fan. So is Emmylou.

[texas1928]

8. Does anyone else find the "Let Me Touch Him" title a little creepy?

:scared:

[maveric]

9. I find all of them creepy.

But that one more than the others.

[Jed Dilligan]

11. Their fingers look so grabby nt

[Radical Activist]

20. That's the best one!

Hilarious. All closeted.

[jmowreader]

43. It's not as creepy as the cheap suits

[TK421]

13. Seems like one of the Christian Crusaders is guilty of at least one of the

seven deadly sins..............gluttony!

[jane_pippin]

14. Somewhere I have a video tape of "Satan has been paralyzed" sung by

"Captian Hook's Christian Pirate Puppets" and it's just about the funniest thing I've ever seen. Ever. The good puppets sing the song and beat up a satan puppet at lines like "The devil he's a loser. Ignoring every fact. But when Jesus knocked his teeth out, all he can say is meow" or however that line goes. Then, during the chorus of "parrr-a-lyzed, parr-a-lyzed, satan lost the battle, Jesus won the fight" there's an illustration on the screen of a (literally) paralyzed devil, sitting in a wheelchair, covered in bandages, and looking afraid of something.
It's horrible and hilarious. It's hor-larious!

I've looked for something about this on the internet to show you guys, but I can't find anything decent yet. I'll keep looking though. It's got to be out there somewhere.

[jane_pippin]

21. This is all I could find. It in no way does justice to the weirdness

that is Captain Hook, Sharkey (his sidekick puppet), and his crew of Christian Pirate Puppets, but it will have to do.

sound:
http://www.showandtellmusic.com/mp3s/gallery_o/CaptainHookBewareofPirates.mp3
http://ubu.wfmu.org/sound/365/07/365-Days-Project-07-06-captain-hook-his-crew-phone-call-stowaway-sharkeys-prayer.mp3

Image:
http://www.ubu.com/outsiders/365/07-1.html
( It's number 187 at that link. Just scroll down a little. )

[ET Awful]

30. LMAO, that ubu sight is great

[Initech]

15. The cover of that "Cooper Family" album scares the crap out of me

They all look exactly alike. I'm convinced that if the youngest son and the daughter wore the exact same dress, they'd look like the evil twins from The Shining.

[CanuckAmok]

16. "Come sing with us, EOO, for ever and ever and ever..."

[Initech]

18. Ahhhhhhhhhh!!! Get out of my head!!!

*jumps out window*

[TK421]

17. You know you want to see them....here you go!!!!

[LibertyLover]

35. The hairstyle on the mother

is beyond scary.

[deutsey]

36. I swear that's Dustin Hoffman from "Tootsie"

:evilgrin:

[LibertyLover]

38. Oh my gods

you're right - I knew I had seen that look somewhere, I just couldn't place it. :rofl:

[Jokerman]

39. No, it's Martin Short in drag. n/t

[Jokerman]

40. Cooper Family: Where are they now?

Anyone wanna bet that at least one of those poor kids ended up robbing convenience stores to support a habit?

[no name no slogan]

42. Who knew "Tootsie" had a singing career?

And that her last name was Cooper, and that she procreated?

[maveric]

19. "Swing the Gospel Axe"??

More fashion.

[NMMNG]

22. Fundies have no fashion sense

And a strong need for uniformity. Hence families where all of the boys dress in identical pants, button-up shirts, ties (and possibly vests or jackets), and the girls wear matching dresses (typically hand made by mummy or one of the older daughters). :scared:

Even when they aren't a family the groups all dress alike, as if individuality would bring down the wrath of god or something. :crazy:

[Random_Australian]

23. I can simplify that, Buffy: Fundies Have No Sense. No Text.

[NMMNG]

24. True that.

Fundamentalism stops a thinking mind, after all.

[Random_Australian]

25. Which should put us at an advantage, but it does make them very

determined, unfortunately.

[NMMNG]

26. It is said that ignorance is bliss

Unfortunately they prove that adage wrong. They are some of the nastiest, scariest, most dangerous beings on the planet. :hide:

[Random_Australian]

27. Aye. But they have enough in common that one, correct

logical sequence would cut a lot of ground out from underneath them.

I've been talking a lot to the local evangelicals..... Now that I have invulneralbe grounds for atheism, it's a walk in the park. I'm bust working out how each thinks.Then I'll find the common pattern. Then, dear Buffy, it may be the start of a real atheist conspiracy! O.K. all it really is is working out how to ask first evangelicals then fundies to be nice to the minorities in their own terms, but it seems a worthwhile project to me.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

28. Slightly off-topic, but still funny

Okay, so there's a family at my dojo (karate school) there's a family that's been born again like seven or eight times. I remember once at a karate tournament, their daughter (most likely gay...unfortunately, for her) making a comment that she never heard of my "secular" music. They were very impressed though that I was listening to "Hey Jesus" by the Indigo Girls (lesbian duo).

I just hope that one day she feels comfortable enough to come out.

[SmileyBoy]

29. Nooooo... They're not gay at all....

[SmileyBoy]

32. I think the guy on the left works at the computer help desk at my school

[Burma Jones]

34. A Favorite of Mine.....

[Squeech]

37. Damn!

Mike Crain looks so much like Mike Myers-- are you sure that one isn't a parody?

And I'm waiting for the parody version of the first one, something like "Paris has been sodomized!"

[Strawman]

41. When did Joyce marry into the Cooper family?