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tuvor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 08:06 PM
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A good joke I heard today. Too good not to share.
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 08:08 PM
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1. AAAAAIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Die motherfucker!! Die motherfucker!!! Die!!!
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-14-06 01:29 AM
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2. That IS a good one!
:D
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-14-06 01:31 AM
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3. I've got only one thing to say to you.
Scroll down.
















































Scroll up.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-14-06 01:41 AM
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4. Tease!
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enigmatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-14-06 01:43 AM
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5. You're dead to me, Tuvor; DEAD TO ME!!!


;)
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-14-06 08:08 AM
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6. Why, tuvor?
:cry:
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-14-06 08:10 AM
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7. I betcha this joke has been posted a brazillion times...

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-14-06 08:18 AM
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8. I heard that somewhere, too!


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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-14-06 08:29 AM
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9. I had to click on this. I had to click on this damn thing.
Edited on Fri Apr-14-06 08:29 AM by SmileyBoy
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