What the hell is your problem?

[Susang]

Well? :shrug:

I'm waiting......

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. I'm old and cranky and unattractive and I have bad gas and a head injury.

For starters.

[prolesunited]

6. When you have bad gas,

it's EVERYONE'S problem. :P

[ashling]

47. Und der Squirtzn'poopen!

[asthmaticeog]

2. I'm just fucking pissed off, OK?

Jesus... :grr:

[catbert836]

3. EVERYONE HATES ME!!!!

:cry:

[progmom]

4. my feet hurt

:thumbsup:

[Droopy]

5. I've come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum

and I'm all out of bubble gum.

[libnnc]

7. I'm gaining weight again

AND I CAN'T HAVE ANY CHOCOLATE OR CHEETOS

GAWD-DAMMIT!!!!

[Fenris]

8. Booze.

Lots and lots of booze.

[graywarrior]

9. Is that I have no problems right now, which could be a problem

[SofaKingLiberal]

10. I am me. n/t

[u4ic]

11. I have to go to the dentist

and I'm a big baby about it...:scared: :cry:

[Floogeldy]

12. I have no electrical power on the west side of my bedroom.

That means my air conditioner window unit DOES NOT WORK. I've replaced two breakers and can't find the problem.

}( :evilfrown: :banghead:

[Droopy]

15. It sounds like you have an electrical short somewhere

Call an electrician. Something similar happened to me last year and it turned out to be a short in the kitchen. It could be anywhere in your house and if you are not experienced in electrical matters you'll never figure out the problem.

[Floogeldy]

16. Good advice, Droop.

Thanks. :)

[greatauntoftriplets]

13. I am moving in 16 days....

and it is a big pain in the arse. Right now, I can't find half my crap.

[Zookeeper]

14. I'm being held captive by my children's social life.

And it's only going to get worse. x(

[Ariana Celeste]

17. I was just in GD

x(

[LSK]

18. YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT IT IS, STOP IT NOW!!!!

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[Floogeldy]

19. SHUT. UP.

:beer:

[dolo amber]

20. I can't get my highly recommended Dub podcast to work

:nuke:

[Cobalt Violet]

21. My car and my body.

I'm driving an 11 year old car with a leaking head gasket and when it goes I'm screwed.

I having constant sharp pain in my side, nausea, achy joints and muscles, fatigue, sleeping problems, a chronic disease and no insurance.

[Heidi]

36. Good vibes to you, Cobalt Violet.

:pals:

[Cobalt Violet]

46. Thank you.

My car has been like this for a few years and has only gotten slightly worse. I'm trying to save at least enough for a down payment.

But for me I haven't been to a doctor in 4 or 5 years now so I don't know where I stand.

[tigereye]

50. are there any free clinics in your area?

or is that a naive question. Healing vibes to you, at any rate.

[flamingyouth]

22. Do you have all night?

:D

[Susang]

37. Now I do

:hi:

[sundog]

23. i forgot

[Ellen Forradalom]

24. I'm totally retarded.

[Dangerously Amused]

25. I'm too sexy for my shirt,

...too sexy for my shirt... so sexy it hurts...

[jane_pippin]

26. Well...

:beer: + :beer: + :beer: + :beer: = :puke: :puke:

This also counts towards the "what makes you lame" thread.

[Liberalynn]

27. I'm 44, trying to recover from an anxiety disorder, over weight, lonely,

single, unemployed, living with my critical Mom, sad at the state of the world, scared, addicted to the internet and tired. Well you did ask! ;) :rofl:

Well at least I can fix the last one. I am going to bed now.

Good night, and if you could please pray for me, or whatever way you have to send positive thoughts and good wishes, it would be greatly appreciated, because I can't pray for myself any more, due to the fact that I am an ex Catholic agnostic, who doesn't believe in the power of my own prayers any more, because he/she/whoever in terms of the "supreme being" never listened to me anyway even when I did believe, so it just might help to have someone else do it for me. ;)

:hug:

[EstimatedProphet]

28. Repeated knee injuries

I have a very loose ACL in my right leg, so loose it won't hold my knee together. It comes apart on average about once a month

[eyepaddle]

29. Too many people picking on prog

rock. :cry:

[swag]

30. I don't discuss it, other than to say that the best remedy for it is OTC

[LisaLynne]

31. My problem is that this isn't a poll.

I need multiple choice on a Thursday night!!!

[swag]

32. Multiple choice for a Thursday night.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5025419

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5024179&mesg_id=5024179

[LisaLynne]

33. Thanks.

I need a limited set of options tonight. ;)

[swag]

34. Limited options are my specialty

so you're very welcome.

[Susang]

35. You have unlimited choice here

You can pick any problem you want. ;-)

[Random_Australian]

38. Ya volken-eischteinin makukovere!

Who are you to ask such a question? A small female off duty checkoslovakian traffic warden?

[Jamastiene]

39. Uh, uhm, uh, hmmm, er, uh, duh,

I got dain bramage. :crazy:

[BreweryYardRat]

40. I'm a bundle of issues and neuroses.

Anger issues.
Trust issues.
Touch issues.
A phobia or two.
Emotionally lacking.

I've got depression as well, but at least I can get medication for that.

[Random_Australian]

41. ya volken-eischteinin makukovere!

Who are you to ask such a question? A small female off duty checkoslovakian traffic warden?

AND I POST STUFF TWICE!

[Random_Australian]

42. Dupe: An extremely ironic one.

[Bucky]

43. No I ain't got a problem. YOU got the problem, sister. Bring it on.

You wanna piece of me? You wanna piece of me? Kiddo, you couldn't stand the heat, once I got started. So back it down and we'll just forget this little mistake of yours never happened.

Yeh, I thought so...

[terrya]

44. I've got this fucking cold that I can't shake.

The kind where I'm coughing a lot...I feel like I've hacked up a lung in the past few days.

[nickgutierrez]

45. Your face!

:P

[Spacemom]

48. My head hurts, my feet stink and I don't love Jesus anymore

Is that enough of an excuse? ;)

[fudge stripe cookays]

49. I have a looming deadline,

a Help file that won't cooperate, a lovely long weekend, and I CAN'T EVEN ENJOY it!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....

[XNASA]

51. All my friends are assholes.

:(

[Susang]

54. What a coincidence

So are all of mine. ;)

[tigereye]

52. um

not enough inclination to apply for a PhD program, and probably not enough time if I were accepted to one?

House that needs a lot of work.


Actually, I really can't complain that much.

[Lilith Velkor]

53. People suck.

[wildhorses]

55. can't figure out why and don't know why not

that's what the hell is my problem....
what's yours?
:shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

56. I haven't been to Chicago and I haven't seen you or BatBoy in forever!

Dammit! x(

*note to other Chicagoans: I miss you guys too.

Spelling edit.

[no name no slogan]

57. I make in my pants sometimes

:yoiks:

[kedrys]

58. I only have ONE???

whew...I feel so much better already... :P

[XemaSab]

59. .

[Susang]

61. You have popcorn stuck in your teeth?

Wow, that must suck. :hug:

[Jazz2006]

60. Problem? I don't have no stinkin' problems. n/t