Good News, Everyone!!!

[ZombieNixon]

We got beer!! :beer:

And I realized he only thing different about me when I'm drunk is that I use more exclamation points!!!11!11!!!

:beer:

Good news!!

[Droopy]

1. That's beautiful

Drink one for me. :beer:

[ZombieNixon]

4. Will do!

:beer:

[JohnKleeb]

2. lucky bastard

email me some ;).

[ZombieNixon]

3. Umm...I need an address.

:silly:

[JohnKleeb]

5. you have me on facebook my address is right there

[ZombieNixon]

6. *sigh* But then I have to go all of two windows over and click a bit.

It is really worth the effort? :shrug: :silly:

[JohnKleeb]

9. Lazy bastard

blah I'll just eat all the chocolate I have instead.

[ZombieNixon]

10. Ooh, do any of them have liqueur in the middle?

Because you could eat a lot of those. :silly:

[JohnKleeb]

11. No but I had those ones at my cousins birthday party

Its toblerstone and I have a gum drops fix but I all of them damnit.

[ZombieNixon]

12. Aww, poop.

Poop: :hurts:

[bigwillq]

7. BEER! WOO HOO!

:toast: :beer:

[ZombieNixon]

8. YAY!

My roommate decided to stay this weekend! :bounce: And it's all of a good thing because I'm not going to get laid anyway! :crazy:

[ThomCat]

13. I can't drink because of meds.

Please enjoy the ones that I can't have.

[ZombieNixon]

18. Oh, I'll be sure to do that!!

:toast:

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. .... "And I realized *he* only thing"

Yeah, that and you can't type. :P

[JohnKleeb]

15. I didnt notice that

how are ya doing this fine thursday night?

[RevolutionaryActs]

19. Not too bad

and yourself Johnny? :P

[JohnKleeb]

22. Great

I got the next three days off of class and Easter is on sunday which means free candy and chocolate. Plus I got started reading All The Kings Men.

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. Yeah dude, I came from work tonight and saw that the Easter Bunny

had visited me. :7


mmmmm peeps.

[JohnKleeb]

26. Why do some people hate peeps so much they're great

Though I have to admit I am more of a spice drops person. Anything with loads of flavors and or chocolate in it I am in for. I just hope the bag of spice drops my mom gave me earleir in the week wasnt the only easter gift.

[RevolutionaryActs]

29. I don't know.

How can you possibly go wrong with sugar coated marshmellows. :shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

31. Easy dip them in chocolate

mmmmmmmmm Belgian and or Swiss chocolate the people who created Dr. Evil and Calvinism respectively did something right for once.

[RevolutionaryActs]

33. Nummy.

:9

[JohnKleeb]

36. Yeah european chocolate is the best

but any chocolate mostly is good chocolate.

[ZombieNixon]

17. Oh, for shame, Rev, we all make mistakes.

Don't make fun.

Oh, wait, I'm talking to you...never mind. :eyes: :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

23. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Blah. blah, blah.

:P

[ZombieNixon]

25. I figured you'd show up sooner or later.

Now, why are you not drinking as well? I thought you had the day off today. :shrug:

Oh, and you get a spanking, just because. :spank:

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. Because I got called in.

:eyes:



Now tomorrow is my only day off, I hope. Unless I get called in AGAIN. x(




Aww, hell I better go get pour myself something.

[ZombieNixon]

30. Pour yourself a stiff one!!

Just as soon as my tax refund comes in, I'm buying myself a bottle of good whiskey! :bounce:

[RevolutionaryActs]

32. You just want me to get drunk, so you can take advantage of me.

:o

[JohnKleeb]

34. I can be your bodyguard so he won't

I just won't sing Whitney Houston's song is all and on top of that I am quite sober.

[RevolutionaryActs]

37. I would run far, far away if you sang Whitney songs.

For many different reasons. :o

[ZombieNixon]

38. Go away, Kleeb.

You're killing my buzz. :silly:

[JohnKleeb]

40. what buzz? you're as drunk as an Irish hoodlum on St. Patricks day

[ZombieNixon]

42. That sounds scary.

:scared:

I don't really want to know how drunk an Irish hoodlum is on St. Paddy's Day, but I'm saving the real drunkenness for Saturday or so. You'll know if I'm *really* drunk; I'll be conspicuous by my abscence. :scared:

[JohnKleeb]

44. No it's actually qutie amusing I'd imagine

Getting in to fights over hatred of the English.

[ZombieNixon]

46. Getting in fights with thrifty Scotsmen over who hates the English more.

I want whiskey. :cry:

[JohnKleeb]

48. Damnit man you need the Welsh too

My cousin lives in Wales. Thomas Jefferson was Welsh.

[ZombieNixon]

51. Ahh, the Welsh...the hariest of the Celts.

What''s their national drink...I think it's some kind of whiskey but they spell it weird. :shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

53. How the fuck would I know

I am not Welsh.

[ZombieNixon]

54. Well, what are you?

And I want a list of all alcoholic beverages that come from those countries so I put together a Kleeb cocktail. :grr:

Dude, that sounded so wrong! :scared:

[JohnKleeb]

56. Yeah it did you bastard

Here:

I am Irish

German

Slovak

Slovenian

and possibly Russian

[ZombieNixon]

57. Mmm...Guinness.

Oh, now you've gone and done it! :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

[JohnKleeb]

60. where are you going to get Slovak and Slovene beer from

Wait Chitown has plenty of my kind there.

[ZombieNixon]

61. Yeah, you can get almost anything here.

:)

Not absinthe, sadly. :(

[JohnKleeb]

63. I forgot that Chicago and Cleveland has big Slovenian populations

I've never met a fellow Slovene :cry:

[ZombieNixon]

64. I know a Croatian.

:shrug:

I guess it's not the same. :(

[JohnKleeb]

66. No they're not

same region though and we're both Catholic.

[ZombieNixon]

67. Oh, well, I tried.

:shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

68. You ever met any Czechs or Slovaks?

There's a bit in Chicago.

[ZombieNixon]

69. Maybe.

I haven't kept track of the ethnicities of everyone I've met. I did meet a really hot Polish chick whose last name was even harder to pronounce than mine.

[JohnKleeb]

70. You mean her name didn't end in izki

:gasp: I am shocked. Eastern European women are gorgeous.

[ZombieNixon]

71. Yeah they are.

Her name ended in "owski" and began with like five consonants. :scared:

[JohnKleeb]

72. Yeah but they have such pretty accents too

[ZombieNixon]

73. Sometimes, yes.

I know one Russian girl who still has the hottest accent. OMG!! :blush:

[JohnKleeb]

74. Thats why I want to uh learn Russian

though I'll fail.

[ZombieNixon]

75. Yeah, it's hard.

My dad learned it in college. The grammar is really hard to learn. And the fact that many words begin with three-plus consonants. :scared:

[JohnKleeb]

76. I failed spanish II in high school

Sigh I mean damnit you know I want to learn language but I suck at it.

[ZombieNixon]

77. Yeah, I have a pretty easy time learning languages,

because I've studied linguistics independently for so long (all the way through HS).

[JohnKleeb]

78. Then you're lucky

I wish I had that skill but alas I'll use my history skills.

[ZombieNixon]

79. Hey, everybody has skills.

They just happen to be different. I guess that's what makes society function. :shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

58. Well that mixture would fuck you up.

:o

[JohnKleeb]

59. And you wonder why I am fucked up

[ZombieNixon]

35. No, I just want information..

Who recommended this thread for Greatest Page?!

[RevolutionaryActs]

39. It wasn't me.

Normally it probably would be me, but not this time. :shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

41. WHY YOU—

Hmm...strange...I wonder who, then...probably the same person who first recommended the Worst Thread Ever. :shrug:

Now drink! :beer: :silly:

[RevolutionaryActs]

43. What thread is that?

"he" link doesn't work. :evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

45. You're evil.

The link may not have worked, but the address was there.

(It works now.)

:spank:

[RevolutionaryActs]

47. 23 votes?

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!! :spray:


Oh that's priceless.



How did I miss it? :shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

49. I guess you were at work.

I posted it at about 1:15 PM on Tuesday.

K&R it some more. :evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

50. You bastard, posting fun things while I'm at work.

That is unacceptable. And just for that, I will not K&R.. so there! :P

[ZombieNixon]

52. Aww, poop.

:(

Oh, well, at least you saw it.

It's been immortalized in my journal. :P

[LisaLynne]

16. You HAD beer. I just drank it all.

BUt I really, really needed it, if that makes it better.

[ZombieNixon]

20. Yeah, right.

:eyes:

:P

[LisaLynne]

55. Okay, maybe I didn't drink it ALL ...

but I tried! That counts for something!

:P

[swag]

21. If only you had been around when I was setting up phone sex dates

for RagingInMiami.

[ZombieNixon]

27. Umm...thanks...but no thanks.

:scared:

[ContraBass Black]

62. Say now, aren't you underage?

:P

[ZombieNixon]

65. Umm...maybe?

:eyes:

:P