Try using your turn signal, dumbass.

[democracyindanger]

Odds are good a few of you needed to hear that today.

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. Here's what I holler at 'em:

"Couldn't afford one with turn signals, huh?"

[SofaKingLiberal]

2. Yeah, and if you're on the interstate

and only going the speed limit, get the hell out of the left lane.

:grr:

[mykpart]

3. What a shame that an expensive car like that

doesn't have turn signals!

[In_The_Wind]

4. Meh! They leave the turn signal on most of the time around here.

Guessing what everyone else is going to do is 1/2 the fun of driving.

[NMMNG]

5. I didn't have that problem today

I had a problem with someone who didn't seem to know where her gas pedal was. :eyes:

[rustydog]

6. Todays cars are equipped with the ESPTIS

That is the Extra Sensory Perception Turn Indicator System.
Apparently automakers still have some bugs to work out but that could be why you aren't knowing in advance what the other vehicle is going to do.

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Fuck you, I was masturbating to phone sex and smoking a cig

and reading the paper and trying not to drop my coffee or my PDA or my lipstick or my egg mcmuffin. How am I supposed to turn the signal on?

[Jokerman]

8. Turn Signals, Lanes & Traffic Lights

Three things that, if used properly, would make driving less stressful for all of us.

[atomic-fly]

9. Speaking of this...

Who are all these people talking to at 7:30 am?