Just watched "Constantine". Two hours I'd like to have back.

[maveric]

Boring, weak script, crappy acting, sound was terrible. Like they recorded it in a gymnasium. :puke:
Really bad!
Except for Rachel Weisz.

[Beware the Beast Man]

1. But Peter Stormare played a good Satan.

He portrayed him as a complete nutter.

[eyepaddle]

22. I liked Peter Stormare as well

(Also, the oft praised--and deservedly so Rachel Weisz)

Although her acitng here didn't really knock me out or anything, it was good, but the role hardly gives her room to blow up or any such thing.

[Shine]

2. LOL!! "Two hours I'd like to have back" THAT'S funny.

:rofl:
You're right, it was incredibly bad...Lame story.

Who the hell ever told Keanu he could act?? :shrug:

:hi:

[Guy Fawkes]

3. Needed Sting.

Got Keanu. How does that happen?

[El Fuego]

4. That's what I thought

It's sometimes visually interesting, but totally pointless and boring as hell. I fell asleep and never bothered to watch the end before I took the DVD back.

[dr.strangelove]

5. Rachel Weisz made it worth watching

She is so HOT!:smoke:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

7. Amen to that!

:D

[dr.strangelove]

8. THANK YOU!

That was a nice thing to see. I am so attracted to her!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

9. No problem!

I sure wish I was that snake. :evilgrin:

[dr.strangelove]

11. I would donate my "snake"

to her any time

[Starbucks Anarchist]

13. LOL!

:rofl:

[tigereye]

17. did you see the Constant Gardener?

she's great in that.

But you guys weren't talking about her acting skills, now were you? ;)

[dr.strangelove]

19. She was GREAT in The Constant Gardener

And you got to see a little bit of her acting skills and her other assets as well. She is one of the most talanted and beautiful actresses on the "A-list scene" right now. She looked just as beautiful pregnant as she did before her pregnancy. A great actress and a sexy woman.

[maveric]

21. Thats why I tolerated the whole thing!

It was all for Rachael.

[GalleryGod]

6. I was disappointed.

:hurts:

[terrya]

10. But it's....a Keanu Reeves movie!

That, of course, automatically signifies that's a pleasure from the very beginning to the end credits.

Well, now I'm disillusioned. :cry:

[dr.strangelove]

12. prior to The Matrix series

I had a rule about never seeing a Keanu film. I watched that surfer bank robber film and was scarred for life. The Matrix made me trust him again, that Constantine threw me right back into my anti-Keanu mood.

[Monkey see Monkey Do]

16. Richard Linklater (who I love) cast him in the lead for his adaptation

of "A Scanner Darkly". Hopefully the animation effect will enhance his acting prowess:



I'm the same as you -- keep swearing off Keanu movies (Johnny Mnemonic was my absolute final straw for years) but occassionally he'll be in something where he's passable and you drop your guard. I saw Thumbsucker last week which he's only in for about 5 minutes, but it's such a painful 5 minutes it brings down the entire film.

[DS1]

14. Not even Rachel Weisz in a wet white tshirt could save it

sigh

[bigwillq]

15. Yeah, that movie was awful!

:puke:

[tigereye]

18. I've seen worse

and from him, as well. He was good in Johnny Mnemonic. I've seen many of his films and he is improving in his acting skills, albeit slowly.

I thought the story was interesting and visually it was quite beautiful. The images of hell and the demons were intriguing. But I think he's been typecast in these types of films.

[Ramsey]

20. Good to know

I'll take it off my Netflix list!