Women and Men

[Oeditpus Rex]

Women

...are like apples. The best ones are at the top of the tree.

Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but are easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along — the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.


Men

...are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have with dinner.

[RevCheesehead]

1. Now ain't THAT interesting?

Hi, OR! :hi::hug:

I'm not sure about that stomping. There's nothing more refreshing that some very sweet grapes on a hot summer day. The good grapes don't need to be stomped at all. :)

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. In vino veritas!

Or would you rather I peel you a grape?

:evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

8. Either one.

As long as it's you. :loveya:

[KitchenWitch]

10. Get a room you two!

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

12. As long as it's near a Culver's, I'm game.

Gotta get a Mushroom-Swiss burger! :9

[KitchenWitch]

14. Girl! Now I am having a craving.

[RevCheesehead]

15. What time do they open?

:9

[SeattleGirl]

2. You!

:loveya: :hug: :loveya:

[NMMNG]

3. Cute

it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have with dinner.

:rofl:

[Dangerously Amused]

4. Heeeee!

My heroine:

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Your heroine

is a woman with feet like large pizzas who goes out sockin' up luckul calor? :shrug:

[Dangerously Amused]

7. SHUT. UP!

NO MORE POSTING FOR YOU TONIGHT!

No, no, NO!

To bed with you. NOW!

And stay there until tomorrow afternoon. Dammit!



:grr:

[laheina]

9. Oooo! Someone got in trouble!

:rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

11. Women are like cats, men are like dogs

Cats are intelligent, complex and graceful.

Dogs are... well, basically if you feed them, pat them on the head and tell them they are a good boy from time to time, and let them hump your leg every once in a while, they are pretty much good to go.

[RevCheesehead]

13. Do you have a leg fetish?

:rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

16. well, I think I just have a woman fetish

:) I pretty much love you all. :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

17. *whee!*

You define adorable, Bill. :loveya:

[Wetzelbill]

18. I try, I try

:)

[RevCheesehead]

19. C'mon, Rex - - only 4 more to go!!

**post**post**post**post**

Get it over with, already! :)

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. I don't wanna get yelled at no more

Oops.




:hide:

[RevCheesehead]

21. Anyone who yells at you is gonna have to answer for that.

Skittles is my friend, and she's always up for a good ass-kicking! :D

[Oeditpus Rex]

22. Skittles vs. DA

Hmmm...



:evilgrin:



Oh, yeah. I'm lovin' this. :bounce:

[RevCheesehead]

23. Ya don't suppose DA went to sleep already, do ya?

Man, is she gonna be pissed.








:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. So's Skittles

If DA ain't around, she'll have to find alternate ass to kick.


Okay, I gotta go do a bit o' math to determine the winner, because The Big One is next. :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

25. Awww, Jeebus.

Just get it over with already!!

Math? Do editors need to have math skills? Can't you just find someone to do that for you instead??

Oh - for your big post: :woohoo::toast::party::bounce::bounce::party::toast::woohoo:

[In_The_Wind]

26. Congratulations ~ Oeditpus Rex!

[Dangerously Amused]

28. Pissed? Nah...

I got massive enjoyment just out of teasing him, so actually winning would have been too much excitement for me.


Sides, I like Buffy a lot. I'm glad she won.





Cuz now we can have the full Monty screening at her house!


:woohoo:


:7

[windlight]

27. When i saw the title i was thinking TMBG

They Might Be Giants
»
Women And Men


When the ship runs out of ocean
and the vessel runs aground
Land's where we know the boat is found
Now there's nothing unexpected
About the water running out
"Land's" not a word we have to shout
But there's something beside the shoreline
Coming up from the shipwreck
Moving across the beachhead
Making as if to say
CHORUS
Women and men
Women and men
Women and men
Bringing with them messages of love
And everywhere they go love will grow
When you see the faces of the women
And the men, you too will know
Women and men have crossed the ocean
they now begin to pour
Out from the boat and up the shore
Two by two they enter the jungle
And soon they number more
Three by three as well as four by four
Soon the stream of people gets wider
Then it becomes a river
River becomes an ocean
Carrying ships that bear
CHORUS

[Ohio Joe]

29. They way my dad explained women and men to me

When I was about 8

The men rule the earth and the women rule the men.

[Shine]

30. Have you ever seen "My Big Fat Greek Wedding"?

there's a really funny scene in it where the mother is acknowledging to her daughter that, yes, the man is the HEAD of the household....but the woman is the NECK and consequently, she TURNS THE HEAD whatever way she chooses! LOL.

Classic. :thumbsup:

[Ohio Joe]

32. hahaha

Thats funny. That movie is on my 'to watch' list but i've not gotten to it yet, I think maybe I'll grab it this weekend.

[Shine]

31. That's funny, I've never heard it put that way before.

:hi:

btw, congrats on 10000 posts, dude. :toast: :yourock: