*FREE* golf today!!!

[underpants]

For me, not you.

YAAAAAAY! Annual charity golf outing. I am a filler or marker for people ponying up the money. I have a functional game and I am just so much damned fun to be around :D

I am supposed to play in a fore some with my boss. He was complaining about how hot it was yesterday (80's) and that he didn't WHAT we were going to do if it was this hot today---Did I mention the FREE BEER and lunch?---- God I hope I don't have to give that fat Republican bastard CPR. That might get in the way of the beer drinking. :grr:


BTW- over the last three years I have also won the following in the raffle

a belly putter
$50 gift certificate to the pro shop
4 dozen free golf balls
2 sets of free rounds of golf
Tiger Woods video game
a hat
and several towels, gloves, and clubhead covers.

I gave all but the gift certificate to my playing partners-hell they paid I actually GET PAID to do this. Did I mention that?

[kmla]

1. Bastard.

Sorry.

That was said out of jealousy.

*sighs, goes back to work*

[underpants]

5. What did it?

was it the FREE golf or the FREE beer or the getting paid for it?

:bounce:

[kmla]

7. Umm......

Yes.

[bugslsu9]

2. I'm not sure

But, I think I should tie you up and put you in a trunk and take your place :evilgrin:

[matcom]

3. you play with a BELLY PUTTER?

:rofl:

those are for OLD people! (oh and Fred Couples) :hide:

[underpants]

4. NO!

I won it but traded it with a guy who paid (~$200) to play. I got a dinner at a local restaurant for it. This guy apparently putted OFF the green on a 8 footer. All his buddies were howling laughing at him and told him he really needed SOMETHING something to fix it.

I just walked up and said "You want to trade?" I made his day.

Gosh no wonder they like having me around O8)

[kmla]

6. Sure..... Uh-huh.....

Belly boy.

[DS1]

8. What's a belly putter?

Is it like an extra-long putter designed to bend around a belly?