Everyone in my house is presently mad at me. Can I come live with you?

[LaraMN]

Until you get mad at me, too, anyway?
:P

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. Can you clean?

[LaraMN]

3. Define "clean."

:P

[Taverner]

2. Sure

Will you bring your boot collection?

[commander bunnypants]

5. here here

:woohoo:

CB

[LaraMN]

6. Sure.

But I don't think your wife would appreciate me. Although I'd make a great babysitter!

[jpgray]

4. No. I'm not feeling myself today

So I guess I have to find somebody else to do it?

[LaraMN]

7. Somebody else to do what?

Get mad at me? It's apparently a Minnesota sporting event, today.

[jpgray]

9. It's better if you didn't get it, I suppose

;-)

[LaraMN]

10. I'm sick, you bastid'.

Brain function is not optimal, you'll have to spell.it.out. for me. Or not. Maybe I DON'T wanna know, eh, hoser?

[jpgray]

13. OK

-"I'm not feeling myself" is grammatically ambiguous--it has other meanings besides the familiar one.

-One of the aforementioned meanings has lewd connotations. Cf. the autoerotic infinitive: "to feel oneself."

-"So I guess I have to find somebody else to do it?" pays off the setup.

Pursuant to that, another like comment in the same vein would be: "I'd have to say that joke was genius. Because nobody else would."

:patriot:

[LaraMN]

15. Unhhghhhhnn.

It still doesn't make sense as related to the op.

"No." I can't come live with you, because you have to find somebody else to assist you in your needs? I don't get it.

I'm gonna go take a bath and hold my head under the water until everything in the world makes sense.
Or not.

[jpgray]

17. "I'm not feeling myself--I'll have to find someone else to do it"

Read it in isolation a few times. Say it to your friends and family, your prayer group and the mailman.

[LaraMN]

22. I tried it, and NoelMN wants to know if this is one of those times that

he should call Grandma.

(No I didn't. I'm not that sick. Well, close, but not *quite*)

[dpbrown]

80. Hoser.... snarf!

You are from up nort dere hey.


:rofl:

[Derailer]

32. When he says better that you don't get it I think

it best to take him at his word

I think his "feel myself" comment was an allusion to the ridiculously god-awful pun "cum live" (rhymes with lithe)

if so, LAME!

[LaraMN]

35. Oh, jp couldn't be lame unless he broke his leg.

I'm just taunting him, in typical form.

[jpgray]

45. Aw

You're the apis mellifera's patellae.

[LaraMN]

52. Better that than the

Equus' gluteals.

[jpgray]

54. You always have to top me, don't you?

And not in the enjoyable sense, either. x(

[LaraMN]

56. Hah!

If you didn't make that into an innuendo I was SO going to! Beat me to it!:P

[jpgray]

59. Preoccupation with sex is rough

The only known cure is occupation with sex. B-)

[mac56]

8. Plenty of that going around down here in Mora, too.

I think it's a Minnesota thing.

[LaraMN]

11. I think it's because the kids are off of school; it fucks up the yin-yang

of things.

[xchrom]

12. c'mon out grrrl-fiend

we'll go shopping.

[LaraMN]

16. Yes!

Shopping would make EVERYTHING better!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[riona]

21. along with chocolate

[LaraMN]

23. Amaretto truffles!

There isn't musch shopping and amaretto truffles can't cure. :applause:

[xchrom]

24. i need new shoes for spring/summer

there's one cute discount shoe store not far from where i live -- they even carry dollhouse{that's for you} -- and i need some new neo-hippie type stuff...

[LaraMN]

28. There are LOTS of cute espadrilles out, right now!

They're a bit hippy-ish. I have some brown beaded ones that I should've bought two pair of (they were about $10) because I LOVE them, and I know I'm going to wear them into the ground!

[xchrom]

30. F.A.B.U.L.O.U.S.

[jane_pippin]

14. Yeah but you have to bring your own food.

All we have here is booze and expired mayonaise.

[LaraMN]

18. I'll bring some more of the former,

and some bagel bites.

Don't I wish...:(

[jane_pippin]

25. That works. Who needs food?

Suckers, that's who.

:toast:

[LaraMN]

31. I don't worry 'bout no eatin'.

I have the RUG. God will provide.

[jane_pippin]

34. Damn straight.

Though knowing him he'll probably just provide more expired mayonaise. He likes to laugh at us. I know it.

[LaraMN]

37. Your situation is the reason that He created

the McDonald's dollar menu. Beyond that, we're out of luck.

[mdmc]

19. i'm gonna be lookin for a new place soon

if they don't start lovin ya soon, then you can stay with me once i get my new digs...

[LaraMN]

26. Ok. Can you get a place with a hot tub?

Then we can have the Lounge over and REALLY have fun!

[mdmc]

41. no way!

I'm lookin for something very basic... very simple and humble. My sister and b-i-l have a nice setup w. pool n tub locally... we can visit... (Also, if your new place is toooo cooool, dem kids will track ya down!) :)

[In_The_Wind]

20. Come on over!

I have a very high tolerance when it comes to the people I care about.
One of my friends moved into the guest room 3 1/2 years ago, she's still here and we're still friends.

[LaraMN]

27. Somehow I'm not surprised!

You've got a heart the size of the globe, Joani. I think I'd love to hang to around you.:loveya:

[In_The_Wind]

38. Thank you, sweetie.

I'm going to be all over the place this year, maybe we can work something out.

[LaraMN]

40. Oh don't say that!

I'll get too excited!
I would love to meet you and give you a gianormous hug!
:o :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[In_The_Wind]

51. Paging LaraMN. *ding* Paging Ms. LaraMN.

Kindly check your Inbox for a new private message from Joan_Alpern.

[billyskank]

29. Um

:think:

Yes!

:hi:

[LaraMN]

33. Don't I wish!

I would love to fly out and hang out with you! I've never been out of the country, aside from Canada.

[billyskank]

36. That would rock!

You are exactly the right kind of crazy for me. :yourock:

[LaraMN]

39. Or so you think.....muahahahahaaa!!

Ok- I even scared me.

:scared:

[ThomCat]

42. Will you let me cook for you?

If I'm allowed to cook you're allowed to move in. :P

[LaraMN]

43. Will I?! It's practically a prerequisite!

I make a mean cherry cheesescake, though, so I can reciprocate!

[Midlodemocrat]

44. Only if you bring Jack.

:woohoo:

[LaraMN]

48. For you, certainly.

Provided you keep him. He's driving me nuts. He's learned how to open all the doors in the house (unless they're locked) and throws a screaming fit when I won't let him walk outside.:crazy:

[Midlodemocrat]

53. Oh, no. I remember that stage.

When my son was three, we had to put in a fence because I was pregnant with my third one and he was constantly running down the driveway. He didn't understand the concept of cars, streets, etc., What a friggin nightmare!!!

Is it time for an appletini yet?

[LaraMN]

55. I'll be hittin' the 'tinis, tonight!

My husband and I are meeting up with a bunch of friends for drinks (one of whom I haven't seen in many months) and to see a band some friends of ours are in, so I plan to decompress and enjoy some wonderful company!

[matcom]

46. do the boots come with the package?

:rofl:

[LaraMN]

49. I dunno...

I think you'd stretch them out.

[XemaSab]

47. You can come here

if you're willing to dig up the beds in the front yard and take the dogs to the lake for the rest of the afternoon so I can get stuff done around the house. :shrug:

[LaraMN]

50. Hmm....dog.... kids....dog.... kids....

It's a toss-up.

[Left Is Write]

57. As long as you bring some Old Dutch potato chips and Caribou Coffee.

[LaraMN]

58. No prob. But Alakef's even better!

Mmmm...alakef! Made in Duluth, y'know!

[Left Is Write]

60. Must Have Caribou.

Caribou is my drug of choice.

Oh, how I took it for granted in the olden days...

I was standing at Starbucks in the mall yesterday, eyeing their delicious-looking pastry selection (though I declined to order anything from the pastry selection), and I had such a strong pang thinking of Caribou and the unbelievable pastry selection THEY have. Not to mention the best lattes in the world. And brewed coffee - I can drink any Caribou fresh-brewed drip coffee and it will be delicious. Starbucks drip coffee? Not so much.

Now I'm sad AGAIN.

[tigereye]

61. eh my 10 year old is reaching the stage

where I irritate the shite out of him with my parently ways....

shopping and garden store spree sounds good.

also here's a pair of sandals I just bought... only mine are black and look like various greek gods could have worn them....



or like this... it'll soon be too hot for boots, anyway.

[LaraMN]

66. Oh, cute!

I really want some sandals with the wrap-around-the-ankle laces.
Sort of in this vein:

[tigereye]

62. I was looking at shoes...

so here's a really wild pair of boots for ya...



sorry, I just got distracted looking at all the boots while I was trying to find pix of sandals. Anyway, have a nice evening out!

[RetroLounge]

63. No problem

bring your boots...

:hi:

RL

[LaraMN]

67. But it's like seventy degrees!

It's gotta be pretty warm there, too! Can you imagine the sweat? Ew!

[RetroLounge]

70. Can you imagine the sweat?

Why yes, yes I can...

:evilgrin:

RL

[LaraMN]

74. Bwahahaa!

(I'm not much of a sweat-er, but I'm a bit of a screamer.)
:evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

77. Even better...

:D

RL

[xmas74]

64. Sure.

I've been doing alot of reading on natural and herbal medicine and could use a guinea pig. Come on over.

[LaraMN]

68. Can you cure me of my freckles?

I hate them.

[xmas74]

79. If I can find a cure for my freckles

I'll pass it on to you.

I've got that stupid Cabbage Patch Kid swatch-the line across the nose and onto each cheek.

[Jade Fox]

65. Sure. Everyone at my job is mad at me....

so you'd fit right in. :)

[LaraMN]

69. Yay!

Pity, party of two?
:bounce: :toast: :party:

[Deja Q]

71. Sure!

I've got a new bed and everything!

(Don't worry, I've got the sofa...)

[Shine]

72. Lemme guess: Spring Break on your end, too? I can soooo relate.

:banghead:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

73. YES!

:D

[Redstone]

75. That way here, too. Come on down; we'll find a place to hide from everyone

for a few hours.

Redstone

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

76. You assume that we, too, are not mad at you. That's assuming a LOT.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

78. I'd love to, but you'll have to pay the air fare. -nt

[cleofus1]

81. maybe if you weren't such a grouch

[Joe Fields]

82. No, I'm mad at you already.