Unbelievable. There is a link to my DU journal

[southlandshari]

on a website about tractors.

http://www.best-tractor.info/tractor-pulling-silly.html


I'm really not sure how to feel about this. But I'm leaning towards helpless laughter.

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. Okie dokie then.

:patriot:

[billyskank]

2. My dear Shari

I haven't got the faintest idea what you're talking about. :hi:

[southlandshari]

6. Holy crap - its GONE!

Great. I'd rather be thought of as a redneck with their journal linked on a tractor page than a crazy lady who hallucinates while reading tractor pages.

I don't even drink anymore. I swear it was there!

:hide:

[billyskank]

8. I still love you, even if you have lost it

:loveya:

[southlandshari]

60. I'm always yellow

to your pink, darlin'!

:hug:

[DS1]

39. No, it's still there

You're surrounded by assholes, much like me and my Monica Bellucci dreams

http://www.watchblog.com/

[southlandshari]

61. It's there every other time I click

Not that I'm clicking obsessively, mind you.

Tractors! Ha! How ridiculous!





































:hide:

[anarch]

62. yeah, I don't drink any more either

Not any less...but not any more.

[southlandshari]

64. LOL

I'd had enough to drink about ten years ago. It just took me a while to figure it out.

:)

[ZombieNixon]

3. How the herk did it get there?

[billyskank]

4. What am I missing?

:cry:

[ZombieNixon]

9. Well, there *was* a link at the linked page,

but it seems to be gone now. :shrug: :hi:

[southlandshari]

11. You saw it?!!!

Please say yes!

I'll use "herk" at least ten times a day if you tell them it really was linked there just a few minutes ago!

:hug:

[ZombieNixon]

15. I did see it!

I herking saw it!

As a caveat, I'm know for heavy drinking and sex threads around here...so my word doesn't count for much. :shrug:

[southlandshari]

27. I herk you!!!

:loveya:


At least I think I do. Unless it means something really gross.

:yoiks:

[ZombieNixon]

32. Well, no one's really sure what it means.

:shrug:

[Omphaloskepsis]

16. I saw it too...

You aren't crazy..

[southlandshari]

22. Thank you!!!

Some here will STILL argue I'm crazy, but at least this thread isn't proof positive of that!

:loveya:

[billyskank]

13. Yeah

I reckon Shari's been at the marijuana brandy again :hi:

[matcom]

5. RRRRRIIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTT

have ANOTHER martini Shari :eyes:

[southlandshari]

7. I'd edit my OP, but I think that would make things worse.

How long will it take me to live this down?

It was THERE I tell you!

:rofl:

[matcom]

19. the pink elephants are NOT flying around the room hon

i'm just sayin'

[southlandshari]

23. Hit refresh on that site a couple of times

Sometimes its there, sometimes not. I swear!

ARRRRGH!!! I am giving you enough ammo here to make fun of me for a year, so you ought to KNOW I wouldn't insist it was there if it wasn't!

:P

[matcom]

26. Hello

Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone home?

Come on, now.
I hear you’re feeling down.
Well I can ease your pain,
Get you on your feet again.

Relax.
I need some information first.
Just the basic facts:
Can you show me where it hurts?

There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ship’s smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I can’t hear what you’re sayin’.
When I was a child I had a fever.
My hands felt just like two balloons.
Now I got that feeling once again.
I can’t explain, you would not understand.
This is not how I am.
I have become comfortably numb.

Ok.
Just a little pinprick.
There’ll be no more --aaaaaahhhhh!
But you may feel a little sick.

Can you stand up?
I do believe it’s working. good.
That’ll keep you going for the show.
Come on it’s time to go.

There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ship’s smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I can’t hear what you’re sayin’.
When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse,
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone.
I cannot put my finger on it now.
The child is grown, the dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb.

[southlandshari]

28. Oh yeah, right.

I'm going to send you that picture now.

Look, it's tied to this brick.

[matcom]

30. i notice that everytime it hits me...

i end up bouncing back and smiling.

:D

[southlandshari]

37. I knew it!

Glad you are coming out of the Weeble closet, darlin' -- don't worry, maybe no one will notice that Weebles aren't quite the same as the rest of us....anatomically speaking!

:evilgrin:

[matcom]

40. how VERY right you are

i REFUSE to be a little red 'x'

[southlandshari]

42. Dammit.

Look again.

:banghead:

[matcom]

47. no.

[southlandshari]

56. yes.

[texas1928]

10. Are you sauced?

*eyes Shari suspiciously*

[southlandshari]

14. NO!

I haven't had a drink in months. Could this be a Jack Daniels flashback?

:scared:

[texas1928]

18. Thunderbird wine.

Makes you see things.

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. It means you're destined to be

a John Deere model.

How d'ya look in Daisy Dukes and a tied-up shirt?



Please post photographic evidence with your response.

Thank you,
The Pervs

[southlandshari]

17. ROFL!!

I will take a picture of myself in Daisy Dukes and send it to you via PM if you can tell these people that there really WAS a link to my journal on that website.

:D

[matcom]

24. there WAS a link

I WIN!! :bounce:

[southlandshari]

25. You are without a conscience, Sparky.

:eyes:


































:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

44. For that photo

I'd find a link to your journal between Howard Stern's buttcheeks.

The defense presents Exhibit A:

[southlandshari]

53. YES!!!!

Would you like that photo in one 8" by 10", two 5" by 7"s, or eight wallet size prints, darlin'?

:D

[Oeditpus Rex]

59. An 8x10" will do quite nicely, thank you

I can scan that and make a poster-sized print of it.

[bigwillq]

20. WOW! You're a superstar!

:hi: :bounce:

[southlandshari]

29. LOL - that's a heap better than being crazy!

:hug:

[WCGreen]

21. And if we sell our new John Deere....

We'll work these crops with sweat and tears...



There's still a lot of love....

Here in these troubled feilds...



NAnci Griffith......

Hey there Redneck Girl.....

[southlandshari]

31. Actually

I think it was a few key phrases in my journal entries that got me linked to that page - "John Deere" and "Daisy Dukes" among them.

;)

[WCGreen]

45. Daisy Dukes....

I think you are right....

It's just one of my favorite songs.......

John Deere and all....

Sad but hopefull....

[southlandshari]

57. You have good taste in music

Though I hope you are HAPPY and hopeful!

:hug:

[In_The_Wind]

33. That is rich! You go girl!

[southlandshari]

46. LOL!!

This thread has turned into a discussion on my sanity instead of discourse on why my journal is linked to a tractor page.

Maybe I should be happy about that.

:P

[In_The_Wind]

54. sanity

what's that



BTW, I think it's about your Daisy Dukes.
Who the heck is reading DU now?

[Taverner]

34. Ever been to a tractor pull before?

I haven't - what exactly do they pull?

[matcom]

35. now your just turning her on

careful

[southlandshari]

58. And that is a bad thing because...?

:shrug:

[southlandshari]

43. They pull little old ladies in Christmas parades

That's about the extent of my knowledge.

:shrug:

[billyskank]

36. How on earth did you discover this?

:shrug:

[matcom]

38. question. of. the. HOUR.

:D

[southlandshari]

48. Someone sent me a link

And made me swear I wouldn't tell that they cruised tractor pages on the internet.

:D

[nickgutierrez]

41. "You know you live in the South when..."

:rofl:

I'd go with helpless laughter too. In fact, that's what I'm doing right now.

:rofl: :rofl:

[southlandshari]

49. You're in luck!

I just threw my last brick at matcom's big head!

:hug:

[nickgutierrez]

50. He's a much easier target anyway.

And I'd very much prefer the hug.

:hug:

[matcom]

51. why do you ALWAYS aim for my manhood?

:hide:

[southlandshari]

74. Two words.

You.

Wish.
































I tried to ignore that one, but just couldn't. I care about you too much to let you delude yourself - especially in public - like this, my friend.

:P

[Left Is Write]

52. I once found my blog linked by a UK swingers website.

Apparently the word "housewife" fooled them, along with an entry in which I described a cute waiter at a restaurant. Apparently, the combination meant that I must be open to swinging. :eyes:

The link has since been removed.

[southlandshari]

55. Oh my!!!

:spray:

I think you've got me beat, darlin'!

:D

[Gold Metal Flake]

63. That's not a "real" web page.

Ow. STop hitting me. What I mean is, this page seems to be some construct of software. I keep seeing these types of pages as I search a lot for various things and these pages are becoming more common. I think that a search engine scans the web for a topic, creates links, creates the page and ads the Google ads. A domain is secured, and the owner rakes in the Google dollars.

Notice that that page is not a part of some tractor puller website or message forum? It's simply a revenue creating construct.

You could do the same thing. Pick a topic. Lunch boxes. Seach on lunch boxes and get a bunch of returns. Put them on a webpage and ad a shitload of Google ads. The Google ads are keyed by words on the page, so they take on ads for lunch box bullshit. Get a domain like www.chimpyhasalunchbox.com and upload it.

I have Google ads at my automotive forum, and they more than pay for it. I can imagine that if I set up a thousand pages with Google ads that I might make my mortgage or more.

[southlandshari]

65. I figured that out

But didn't know how to explain it like you just did!

:hi:

[Gold Metal Flake]

70. I was hoping someone would come along and really explain it.

Who soes them? How? What's the income? Damn things are everywhere. I hate them, but if it pays....

[intheflow]

66. Well, I have a link to my journal on a trucker chat web site.

http://roundtable.truck.net/archive/o_t__t_48576__where-religion-meets-politics.html

I keep wondering who at DU is a trucker! :rofl:

[southlandshari]

68. That's COOL!

Liberaltrucker is really a trucker, maybe he hooked you up!

:thumbsup:


Got your message the other day - so sorry I missed you guys!

:hug:

[eyepaddle]

69. Shari, maybe I missed this in the thead,

but how did you even find out it was on a site about tractors? I thnk there maybe a tale here worht telling... :P

[southlandshari]

71. Oh, ok....

I admit it! I really AM a redneck! I read websites about tractors - it isn't as sexy as Daisy Dukes or as fun as cheering for SEC football...but its the truth!

:cry:





























Just kidding - a friend sent me the link.

:)

[intheflow]

72. Hey, that's right!

I forgot about Liberaltrucker! :thumbsup: Now we just have to figure out who's the liberal farmer/John Deere dealer. LOL!

Yeah, it'd be cool if we could connect before I leave the south. Time's a-tickin'. I'll be gone for good in mid-June. :(

[eyepaddle]

73. Droopy is also a genuine, steel-belted, gear-jammin',

rig-jockey.

I used to be a yard flunkie (our place only had four docks, plus some straight truck-to-truck stuff, so it's not like I'm ready to work for a spotting service, but when the need arises, I can hit the dock.

[intheflow]

67. Self-delete. Dupe.