Movie spoiler thread!

[LoZoccolo]

I wanted to post one in the Soylent Green thread but then I realized that someone might not care about knowing about that movie but wouldn't want to know the ending of other movies so here's a separate thread.

The military neighbor guy is a gay Nazi and shoots him.

[Lisa]

1. the guy telling the story made it up -- he IS the crime lord (n/t)

[Lisa]

2. the girl is her daughter AND her sister -- oh, and her husband was killed

... by her incestuous dad.

[Ron Green]

3. The high school sweethearts of the past turn out to be brother and sister.

[XemaSab]

4. The other dude is the dorky guy's alter ego

[Duer 157099]

5. It was all a setup

to prove the death penalty is faulty -- he was innocent but framed himself

[Duer 157099]

6. His mother had been dead all the time

and it was him dressing up as her and killing those people

[vikegirl]

7. the ship sinks.

[XemaSab]

8. She wasn't actually taken prisoner and tortured by the government

:tinfoilhat:

[philosophie_en_rose]

9. it was really earth all along.

:(

[XemaSab]

10. The Allies win

[Guy Fawkes]

11. He's narking on himself.

[Lisa]

12. they find out that human beings can live more than 30 years

(or 21 years, if you're reading the book)

[Lisa]

13. turns out that the judge did it (and this is true for more than one film)

[sarge43]

80. Or his wife did it.

That happens a lot, too.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

14. It turns out there WAS a Russian spy, Yuri, all along.. and it was HIM!

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

15. .

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

16. The shrink was actually dead, and a ghost, the whole time!

[Lisa]

17. he only imagined his postwar life as he was dying in Vietnam

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

18. The servants were actually ghosts, and the 'ghosts' were living people!

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

19. The twin brother had actually died years ago.. all the bad deeds had been

committed by the one surviving, 'good' twin!

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

20. 'She' was a HE all along! (Probably good for more than one movie)

[XemaSab]

21. He goes onto the ship at the end

[Duer 157099]

22. He gets crucified and then rises from the dead!

[NoodleBoy]

23. in a twist, the entire world goes up in a nuclear explosion & evolution

starts back at cockroaches again.

at least I wish that was the ending to quite a few movies... mostly chick flicks.

[anarch]

24. a couple of rednecks in a pickup truck shoot them off their bikes

All the cocaine gets blown up in a big explosion.

[genie_weenie]

25. Student kills all the bad guys, Teacher runs across water

then rides boat home to watch soap operas...

[Kire]

26. The wife did it

[XemaSab]

27. The firm is a front for the mafia

[begin_within]

28. Two cowboys fuck. They fall in love. One dies.

[Lisa]

29. oh, and someone sells the truck for college money!

http://www.cbc.ca/default/story/truck20060331.html

[begin_within]

32. Now that was a good investment! Thanks for pointing that out.

[Radio_Lady]

61. Hello Lisa -- Great post! Sending it along to others. Thanks...

[Lisa]

30. he hurls his mentor into the pit, saving his son's life before dying

(and that takes care of all 6 movies)

[XemaSab]

31. The dingo ate her baby!

[begin_within]

33. Darth Vader is Luke's father. And Princess Leia is his sister.

[SoulGlo]

59. But Luke and Leia made out in Empire!!

:wow:

[CanuckAmok]

34. It was his sled from when he was a kid. I just saved you 2 boobless hours.

[Lisa]

35. the aliens have no resistance to Earth microbes

[Lisa]

36. the money was in plain view all along -- the husband bought a stamp

(and because we were all wise to that by the time the remake came out ... the envelope they burned was actually a color photocopy)

[begin_within]

37. Jane serves Blanche a dinner consisting of a dead rat.

[Lisa]

38. the mastermind was lying on the floor all along, playing dead

[XemaSab]

39. Six of the dogs survive

[kid a]

60. He dies. . . .He cries

[begin_within]

40. She was forced to choose which one of her kids to give up to the Nazis.

[begin_within]

41. The self-destruction of the lab is stopped with only 8 seconds to spare.

[XemaSab]

42. He busts into the wedding and they run off together

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

56. You forgot, after beating off the wedding guests with a cross, and then

using that cross to bar the door. They run off together on the BUS.

[XemaSab]

65. I was trying to be succinct!

:(

[XemaSab]

43. There is no treasure, he just wanted to go home again

[Wetzelbill]

44. Peter North nails his son's girlfriend

and his own girlfriend who somehow stumbles upon them going at it and instead of being infuriated decides it would be fun to jump in. :)

[begin_within]

45. Atlanta burns down.

[Lisa]

46. the US government has to relocate to Mexico

[begin_within]

47. Deranged fan breaks author's ankles.

[begin_within]

48. Giant spaceship hovers over Devil's Postpile, plays 5-note tune, leaves.

[XemaSab]

51. I already spoiled that one!!!

:eyes:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5028160&mesg_id=5029379

[begin_within]

57. Oh sorry! Yours was the "special edition." In the original he didn't go in

[begin_within]

49. Justin meets Kelly. Everyone dances.

[begin_within]

50. Idiot wins rigged election, buildings collapse, idiot starts phony war.

[Lisa]

52. then they sub in footage of a different guy at the end, giving the SOTU

Which effectively negates the efforts of the entire cast, to create audience sympathy for the protagonist.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0353042/

[fishwax]

53. the underdog wins in the end

thanks to the social outcast, of course, who makes the game winning shot/touchdwon/run/etc.

[fishwax]

54. Hickory wins the state championship

[charlie and algernon]

68. the HS football team loses on the last play, father makes up with son

[Spirochete]

55. There are TWO cougars

and the second one kills the kid.

[El Fuego]

58. The people you think are alive are really confused ghosts.

[SofaKingLiberal]

62. The bad guy dies.

[xmas74]

63. He rigged the election, was found out and asked to leave

his teaching post. He gets a job in DC and sees his former student w/ a powerful Congressman and becomes angry.

[Lisa]

64. the computer learns that a nuclear war can't be won

... and asks to play chess instead.

[DawgHouse]

66. The little fishy has many adventures but

eventually the daddy fish finds him and everyone is happy again.

[XemaSab]

67. "Love's true form" isn't the hottie princess form

[KitchenWitch]

69. The Titanic sinks.

[fishwax]

70. rocky loses

but fights valiantly

[fishwax]

71. rocky wins the rematch

[fishwax]

72. rocky beats mr. t to defend his crown

[fishwax]

73. rocky kicks the russian's ass for killing his friend and foe apollo creed

[fishwax]

74. sylvester stallone cashes another paycheck for yet another sequel

[sarge43]

75. Rick dumps Ilsa; Rhett dumps Scarlett n/t

[no name no slogan]

76. Everybody feels a lot better

[SoulGlo]

77. Tommyboy saves the brakepad factory

Holy schnikes!!!

[Giant Robot]

78. The arc get sealed up in a crate

in a huge government warehouse..."To be studied by TOP men."

[sarge43]

79. The shrink is a dead person. n/t