Political Haikus-can't use the word, "lie"

[Pryderi]

White House turned Crimson
Our Treasury left Looted
Mammon served as God.

[Catchawave]

1. 5-7-5 ?

or is 3-5-3 ok too ?

[Pryderi]

2. Well...I prefer 5-7-5, but if you want 3-5-3 it's ok with me.

[Catchawave]

3. OK !

[Catchawave]

5. Democrats people

Republicans corporate
Two Americas

How's that ?

[brainshrub]

4. Here's a bunch:

Here are a bunch from Carnival of the Liberals Number 8: The Haiku Edition.



Winning the Marathon

The biggest danger
to bigots and Homophobes
are good gay parents.



Fundie Dystopia

If fundies want to
live in a dystopia:
Why not just let them?



Fear

Fear: nothing but a
political idea.
Tool of the elite.

[Catchawave]

6. I love Haiku ! Those were great!

[brainshrub]

Once a month I dedicate my blog to haiku poetry.

I love haiku.

[Pryderi]

11. Would "DU Haiku"

be 5 syllables or 4?
Oh what will I do

[Pryderi]

7. Darn and I thought this was going to be originial. :P

[brainshrub]

9. It was.

I enjoy any excuse to read haiku.

[Catchawave]

10. Here:

and in real time :)

Kerry Edwards won
Hearts minds of America
Bush Regime stole brains

[Duer 157099]

8. What to do?

Iraq is a mess
Nuke Iran

[Gatchaman]

12. here ya go (5-7-5), not using the word lie

Cock and Bull Story
Misrepresentation Tale
Inveracity

Thanks to Yahoo's online thesarus :)

[meow2u3]

13. Two Americas

We've two Americas
The rich always screw the poor
We'll all end up slaves

[Catchawave]

14. Republican bully pols

Media Kiss Butt
The Democrats rollover

I think my brain thinks in haiku :rofl:

Edit from 5-5-7, d'oh me

[intheflow]

15. My political haiku

Katrina hit hard
But the pretzeldent fiddled
while New Orleans drowned

[Pryderi]

16. Condi in Leather

Donald Rumsfeld wearing lace
Like Henley and Nicks

[Spider Jerusalem]

17. ...

The shadows lengthen
Fools burn the world for more light
Empire's dusk is here

[anarch]

18. ok

Fuck George Goddamn Bush,
And all his rotten cronies.
Fuck them. Fuck them all!

[norml]

19. The thieves are exposed.

Who believes them anymore?

Their end will be evil.

[wildhorses]

20. off the top of my head....

Where there is a bush
One will find a soul for sale
headed straight to hell

[TheBaldyMan]

21. lies, lies, lies

all we hear from Bush
lies, lies, lies