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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 01:09 AM
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"Aly, can I have a hashish?"
"WHAT?!"

"A hashish, like you're having"

"Oh, a RADISH?"

"Yeah, hashish"

*whew* Freakin' 5 year olds :D
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 01:11 AM
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1. At first...
I thought you were starring in a Western Canadian version of Trailer Park Boys.
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 01:14 AM
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4. M is so cute he just breaks my heart
He helped me make dinner tonight! He's so sweet and cute and helpful and kind and friendly. Then he played Asteroids with me and fell asleep on my lap
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 01:16 AM
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7. Hehe, cute.
:)
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 11:22 AM
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16. Cute, but sneaky
He knows how to work me over.

"M, get back in bed"

"But, but, Aly, I just wanted a hug" *cue desperately cute pleading face*

"aww okay buddy, you can have a hug"
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 01:12 AM
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2. well, at least his pronunciation is headed in the correct direction
;)
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 01:14 AM
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5. haha
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 01:13 AM
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3. Like the old "scotch" meaning "scone"
yuk yuk yuk.

"Can I have a scotch?"
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 01:15 AM
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6. Terrible!
;)
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 01:48 AM
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8. COOL!
Hey, can I have a hashish too? Please?
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 11:02 AM
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9. mmmmmm
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 11:35 AM
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19. I'm gonna have to chop that up really fine, or else it won't burn
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 11:56 AM
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23. I'll chop YOU
.... Yah, that doesn't actually work for everything. damn.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 11:04 AM
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10. LOL!
What are you teaching these kids? :rofl:

:hi:
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 11:17 AM
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13. To eat all their
vegetables? :P
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 11:31 AM
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17. Very laudable
and watch where you're sticking that tongue! :)
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 11:32 AM
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18. I'll be more cautious in the future, sir
:patriot: :P
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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 11:05 AM
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11. haha! Nice
I always like a little hashish with my salad. Dinner at your place sounds awesome! :thumbsup:
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 11:17 AM
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14. I think they preferred the cheesy rice
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 11:15 AM
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12. Hah!
Five-year-olds RULE! My cousin came home from kindergarten once, and told her mom that their teacher was sick, so they'd had a "prostitute teacher" that day.:rofl:
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 11:20 AM
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15. hahahaha
thats amazing. I love 5 year olds.
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 11:36 AM
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20. What kind of five year old likes radishes?
I find that suspicious.
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 11:52 AM
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21. The kind that wants to be just like me.
I asked him if he wanted radishes in his chicken salad wrap, and he said no they were icky. When he was helping me make dinner, he saw me eating one and changed his mind. he also changed his mind about the cabbage. Best way I know of to make him eat something he thinks he doesn't like, eat it in front of him and he'll wanna be just like you. Or, maybe it only works for me :P

So where's my pic of your glasses?
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 11:55 AM
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22. My son ate sardines for just that reason
He had a major case of hero worship for a friend of mine who liked sardines in hot mustard. (Ick!) For most of his first grade year, he insisted on having sardines packed in his lunch. His teacher, no doubt, thought I was either nuts or a child abuser. :rofl:

Little kids are great.
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 02:47 PM
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24. Kids are fab
"Aly, can I have some mouthwash?"

"No, honey"

"Yeah, silly, thats a GROWNUP drink"
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 02:57 PM
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25. My five year old does.
I do admit that she's rather odd so I'd say that a love of the radish is not the norm.
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 06:34 PM
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26. Hey -- I would like a hashish also!! n/t
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